h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night, night.

Where is the Human named Chrome?
I want him.

St.GB: Has St.Redfish gone?
Oh, good, we can have a drink here, St.Bob.
*They help themselves to a PGGB & a very large scotch for St.Bob.

* St.Peter paddles past desperately trying to avoid running into any sordid details he might encounter... *

St.P.

*gets another onion for his gibson*

*grinning from ear to ear*

Did I miss GOD AGAIN? Somebody tell him I want a hug, not just a Hi!

/not very high-spirited just now/

* After special consultation with St.Peter & Sporky his official PR man, HE considers the request and HE moves towards Nim... *

Alright, just this once mind !!!

* HE gives Nim a big hug, whilst glowering at G.B just incase she wants one as well... *

* HE ponders that in the old days they wouldn't want hugs, and try to chat him up... I mean, they just wouldn't !!! *

* HE moves swiftly to the bar... *

- Simply, Not Drunk Or Tactile Enough.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(jumps up from the floor and onto GOD's shoulder, continuing to purr)

/not chatting up, am in feline mode and need my cuddles/

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

* HE reels back whilst still trying to look dignified... *

* Proving conclusively the old maxim that 'nobody can control their cats, not even Gods...' *

- Simply, High Spirited.

.....

(continues to rub her head on GOD's cheek and purr)

Just gave in my application for home internet use ... if it works out I'll be online EVERYDAY!!!! Happy, happy happy ...

Thanks, GOD

Then you'll get seriously addicted, Nim!
{welcome to the club}

I supose I should make an apperance now I am back home
anything to drink arround here because I am verry depressed for some reason.

Me too
I'll have a double PGGB
no, make that a triple, I would rather pass out on the floor here than go to be alone tonight

*Pours multiple PGGBs, raises glass*

Well, you can't be apart 'til after you've met - so you're well ahead of a lot of folk - me included. Cheers!

Thanks you dont know how little that helps.

Bob, believe me, I know - there isn't anything I've got that helps a lot ... just hope the "little" is better than nothing. You're still ahead - believe me.

Sorry I it is not your falt so there is no reason to be like that. at least you are trying unlike some people but I think I will leave that there there is no point in menchaning names.
Now whers God gon I was wondering if he would object to me rearanging the geography of britten.

Good idea - see if you can do something anout Scunthorpe, will you?
Another PGGB befoer you go?