h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*in a huff*
Fine! You see how good your precious Heaven will look when The Masque and I both die and start duelling there!




Actually, ignore that...

Actually, using internet cafe as I am, I couldn't get even through the backlog to see what GB and Kes had been doing. I have to contend myself to leave messages at less busy forums (as not to loose the thread) and wait until I get on-line at home - which at this moment seems to be far, far off!

It wasn't GB & Kes, Nim. It was that naughty french maid & Kes, at Foxy Manor. {The second floor bathroom:
http://www.h2g2.com/F52250&thread=73194&skip=0&show=20
There you go...

Of course. However, what was the name of this "french" maid?

*Waves the pics*

I am seeking the Human named Chrome.
I have been waiting in his room for 30 minutes.
That is an inefficient waste of my time.
Where can this Human be found?

* HE finally saunters back in looking worse for wear... *

* Apparently getting in a drinking game with Rasputin & Egon wasn't the smartest move for all involved... *

I wouldn't worry about those pictures young Galaxy Babe, they venture that they just super-imposed the head...

Now, is there a Karaoke machine about...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*There is a sound like tearing silk, and Seven feels a presence behind her. Slowly, she turns, taking in the tall, well-built man in the perfectly tailored silk suit standing a few inches behind her.*

I'm Chrome.

*Bows and kisses her hand, slowly.*

The pleasure is mine.

Sorry to interrupt you line , Chrome ...

Thanks, GB, I off to do some peeking

GB, with HOW MANY men are you carrying on there? I wish I had your nerve - even virtually

God, hello! You haven't talked to me for some time now
If I don't get a hug soon I'll start another round of "persecution and miracles"

Well, it is a "Carry On" style romp, nim! I am only getting into the spirit of things!

Why did you do that?
A most unusual sensation.

* HE saunters across the carpet trying to avoid meeting G.B, for its awfully hard to turn a blind eye when your omniconscious... *

Well, Good Evening Nim...

I would offer you a drink, but St.Redfish seems to have drunk the bar temporarily dry...

A cogent display of where the phrase 'drinks like a fish' came from...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Oh hello! How nice to see You back here! Done anything exciting lately?
*takes GOD's arm and kisses Him on the cheek

* HE flinches... *

* Which is quite something as HE usually sees most things coming, but no-one has ever had the audacity to touch him before, no matter attempt to plant a kiss on him... *

Er... Oh... Saint Galaxy Babe !!!

I didn't see you there...

Er... Well, I did obviously, but...

but... Look, you would probably have to be an immortal to truly appreciate the situation...

* HE hastily changes the subject, I he can't infact get those photos out of his morality... *

My you look picture perfect tonight !!!

* HE flinches, again... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

Why, thank You!
*blush*
When are You going to pop into my Beauty Shoppe again?

Good evening, everyone!
A PGGB for her & a large whiskey for him, please!

My I toast the happy couple? May your days be happy and the nights long, lusty and lingering.

Thanks!
They already are!

I like people who don't waste time. What're doing on the computer? You should be elswhere enjoying yourselves (or have you been/are you still?). Hell! Have a drink!

We were just having a rest, actually!
But we are going back to bed now....
Thanks & goodnight