h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BB! Purple was unprotected!
*soaks BB for Purple*

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This is becoming rather silly. So silly in fact that if this activity of soaking and swimming and having all sorts of fun is not disscuntinued immedeatly, I will use my Holy influance with the Almighty Above and have all of you cast into the everlasting depths of a Vogon Warship during a poetry reading.
-sincearily and with all kinds of love
The Dirty Vicar

What's wrong with you?

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what?

Sorry, that was a bit rude of me...
But what's wrong with a bit of fun then?

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nothing..... procede.
Just prepare for an eternity of the third worst poetry in all the Universe

I rather like Vogon poetry actually...

At the time when it was generally accepted that Vogon poetry was the third worst in the known universe, I was not alive, therefore my poetry could not have been counted.

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Listen, I ment no offence if any offence was taken. procede with your swimming and splashin about-Ill leave.

I haven't taken any offence. I don't think anyone else has either.
So feel free to stay! The pool could do with a bit of livening up... Just be prepared to be soaked!! *evil grin*

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No, the swimming pool is not my kind of scene I think. Afraid of the water you know. Nearly drown once- trying to save a cat. he...didn't make it through the mouth to mouth...there was fur...everywhere. An ugly scene.

If you're sure - there is a jacuzzi and a very very shallow beginners pool...
Oh! I'm sorry. That's enough to put anyone off water.

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Or you could just sit on the side and watch us - or keep queing up for ice-cream...
You don't *have* to swim.
But if you don't like water, why are you a lifeguard

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Good point.
Yeah, good point.
Another good point.
BB, you're full of good points!

¦M¦

Umm... hello?

¦M¦

*Hiding from Ming, notices the worried look as Ming hears her "Hello" echo emptily around the pool...
Just as Ming gets worried about being alone, Bluebottle jumps out and soaks her with a water gun, then runs away, laughing evily*

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*shrieks in surprise*
*grabs water gun and runs after BB squirting him*

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*Dives in the pool, looking for other swimmers to hide behind....*

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*grins* There aren't any.
*evil grin*
*gets water cannon, turns it up to full power and squirts it just in front of BB so he's thrown out of the water, but get's absolutely doaked in the process*
Heh heh heh...

¦M¦

*Is soaked, and lands out of the pool, hitting his head on the floor.*
Ow!

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