h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waves at Lucinda in a way that means "you don't need that hat!"*
*soaks BB for being so silly as to bring the boat into the swimming pool at all*
*...and reminds him that she had no time to get off the boat before it self-destructed*


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- that'll teach you not to act like a !
*Soaks Ming again, then swims to the waterslide tower, and takes the steepest slide back down to the pool*
*SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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*follows BB down slide and consequently he is soaked more than she is*
Heh heh heh!


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That's typical Ming, that is.
*Runs to a water cannon and soaks her before she can recover*

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If you say so...
*gets soaked*
*runs to water-cannon also and starts raging water-fight with BB*

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*But Bluebottle is winning as he started soaking Ming first, and by turning up the water gun's pressure and aiming at Ming's feet, Ming loses her balance and is pushed back into the pool.*

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*swims underwater right over to BB, grabs his feet and pulls him into the pool also*
*jumps out before he can get hold of her and do somewthing nasty like hold her under, and runs up to the top of a tower*

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*creeps in while nobody's looking and takes up a position behind one of the more powerful water cannons...*

*Hasn't noticed Lucinda as he continues to chase after Ming...*
I'm gonna get you!

*continues running away from BB*
No you're not!!

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*Catches after Ming and throws her playfully into the pool*
Too late

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*Sits happily in the pool laughing at the non aquatics...*

*Jumps in the pool and throws The Fish out, and then laughs at the Aquatic.*

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Walks in in the midst of the water fight and gets drenched accordingly.

Lucky I have my towel.
Lucky this isn't Sagitarus water.

Takes the fish and puts it in his ear.
Takes a cannon in a James Bond-like manner, and fires at everybody in sight.

Eeeek!

Mmmmmm neural energy...

*laughs at everyone in general then tries unsuccessfully to duck BB*
*figures out how to do her old trick of moving and removing atoms and molecules and accordingly dumps large amopunts of sweets on Internutt in an attempt to get them to stop squirting people (including herself) with quite so much force*


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*Is worried by the sight of lots of sweets floating in the pool*
And I called this thread "water only" - the food fight in the last thread got a little out-of-hand, don't you think?

*Runs away from Internutt, back to the top diving board*.

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Oh yeah... ooops! Sorry BB!
*eats all sweets and removes all sweet wrappers from vicinity of pool*
There! Water only!
*uses water only to wash Internutt into the pool*


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Don't worry Ming, we'll let you off this time...
...It's a good trick, though - could you do that with water bombs?

*Dives in the pool by Internutt and splashes him with the wave*

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I'l try...
*rapidly makes water bomb and transfers it over the pool it drops just as BB comes up from diving and hits him*
Errr... oops. Yes, I can do it...

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