h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You did that on purpose!
*Races to the nearest water cannon ready to declare war on Ming if she does that again.*

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Did not!!
*races to nearest water cannon ready to defend herself if BB starts a war*

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*Stares at Ming, ready to soak her if she makes the wrong move.*
Am I the only one reminded of a scene from an old western...?

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Is sticky due to all the sweets and drenched from all the splashing.

That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Suddently the mild-manner Internutt turns into Lord Posiden.

Fear me mortals. I have come to soak you all.

Instantly, 5000 huge red water balloons appear overhead and starts splashing everybody.

Does anyone else know the song 99 Red Balloons???
Urm - help!" Poisidon! Looks like we'll have to get Neptune in here to sort him out...
*Fires water gun full blast at the Sea God*

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Dang - my plan foiled by red balloon saturation bombing...

*Fires water gun at the Sea God - more for fun than expecting it to do anything*

*concentrates hard and removes all water balloons from immediate vicinity of the swimming pool*
*joins BB and Lucinda in soaking Posiden*


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Posiden gets angry.

You mortals dare oppose me?
You may have gotten rid of the water balloons, but let's see you handle this.

He calls a great Tsunami and floods the pool, in the process washing everybody down and taking their cannons with the wave into the ocean.

Now, a little fun.

He whips out his Aqua AK-47, aims it at BB, and commences firing.

*concentrates again (she's getting good at this)*
*removes Posiden's Aqua AK-47 and all the water in the pool*
Posiden can't fight without water.


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*starts praying to Lady Luck*

what can I say - I feel like I could do with some supernatural backup of my own...

Lord Posiden is powerless, he looks around...

Uhhh...

And turns back into the mild-mannered Internutt.

Where'd the water go?

It starts to rain and fills the pool again.
Internutt hurries to a cannon.

*As always, is soaked.*
I try and run a nice little swimming pool, and all the thanks I get is to be soaked by sea-gods...
Oh well - *Grabs water cannon, and as it has an independant water supply, fires at Internutt*

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Is getting beaten up by all the people firing at him.

I think they're in a conspiracy against me...
Must, hang on.....

Brings out his Super Soaker 900000, which fires up to 35 simultaneous streams, 100 ppi each. Yells BONZAIIIII!!!!
Jumps like Morpheus in the Matrix up to the slide, slides down and hits Ming in the leg with the gun.
Turns around and hits BB in the arm and stomach.
Looks around to see if anybody else tries to soak him.

Ah... I think we have a violent one in our pool...
Well, if you want to make it a you against Us war, then there's only one thing we can do.
Take this!
*Turns water pressure on his water cannon up to full pressure and fires at Internutt.*

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Ah... I think we have a violent one in our pool...
Well, if you want to make it a you against Us war, then there's only one thing we can do.
Take this!
*Turns water pressure on his water cannon up to full pressure and fires at Internutt.*

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I have a way for detirmining who is in the pool at a certain time. Look at the list of posts in the view and all the researchers present are listed.

So, what kind of things are fun to do in the pool without the use of smileys that I can't remember? Who wants a game with two teams in the pool or something who have to conquer terriotory or something cool like that?

Turns head violently towards newcomer.

I would enjoy it if I were not the only one that everybody else is trying to splash.
Take this BB.

Turns on all 35 streams and fires at full power at Bluebottle, making him fly through the air and hit the opposite wall, crushing his water gun by the way.

Turns head violently towards newcomer.

I would enjoy it if I were not the only one that everybody else is trying to splash.
Take this BB.

Turns on all 35 streams and fires at full power at Bluebottle, making him fly through the air and hit the opposite wall, crushing his water gun by the way.

Turns head violently towards newcomer.

I would enjoy it if I were not the only one that everybody else is trying to splash.
Take this BB.

Turns on all 35 streams and fires at full power at Bluebottle, making him fly through the air and hit the opposite wall, crushing his water gun by the way.

Sorry Purple, currently we're waging war with Internutt who keeps turning into a sea-god. Please feel free to join in...
*tries to ignore pain in leg*
*runs up nearest tower with three water cannons (all also with independent water supplies) and squirts them all at Internutt, who is knocked over*
*ducks rapidly*

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