A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 2, 2000
No problem. And by the way, the coneless, ice creamless ice cream cone is over there. *points at nothing in particular*
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 3, 2000
I see... Sorry, I didn't have my glasses on so I didn't see it. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 3, 2000
No, not there.... there.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 14, 2002
It took you two years to find your glasses? 
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 14, 2002
Well, I couldn't see them as I didn't have my glasses!
So, can you blow the dust off the ice-cream and tell me what flavours are still edible. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 14, 2002
Sorry, it's all melted. Well, what do you expect? They've been in moderation for two years.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 15, 2002
Oh alright, hang on, I'll go and get fresh stuff. 
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 18, 2002
Thanks EV - then we'd better get some new customers.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 19, 2002
I'll have some of the choc-mint.
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Spacegirl Posted Aug 23, 2002
I'd really like an icecream. It's been quite hot today...
Trouble is, I don't know what flavour to have. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 23, 2002
*hands choc-mint ice cream to bloke*
Spacegirl, how about jelly baby flavour?
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 2002
Please assure me that its not literally made out of babies!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 24, 2002
There are no artificial additives in my ice cream!
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 2002
Yes, but what about naturally created additives?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 24, 2002
All my ingredients are 100% natural. If it says it's made out of babies, then it's made out of babies.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 26, 2002
Hey! This isn't choc-mint, it's just chocolate which has been left for too long...
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 2002
The complaints department is over there.
*points vaguely into the distance*
Key: Complain about this post
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- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 2, 2000)
- 142: Bluebottle (Aug 3, 2000)
- 143: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2000)
- 144: Bluebottle (Aug 14, 2002)
- 145: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 14, 2002)
- 146: Bluebottle (Aug 14, 2002)
- 147: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 14, 2002)
- 148: Bluebottle (Aug 15, 2002)
- 149: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 15, 2002)
- 150: Bluebottle (Aug 18, 2002)
- 151: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 19, 2002)
- 152: Spacegirl (Aug 23, 2002)
- 153: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 23, 2002)
- 154: Bluebottle (Aug 24, 2002)
- 155: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 24, 2002)
- 156: Bluebottle (Aug 24, 2002)
- 157: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 24, 2002)
- 158: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 26, 2002)
- 159: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 2002)
- 160: Bluebottle (Aug 26, 2002)
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