A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Spacegirl Posted Aug 26, 2002
*looks slightly perturbed*
Maybe I'l have strawberry icecream. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 2002
Here you go.
That'll look great if they ever bring in an ice cream smiley.
Yes, there's a complaints department. It's seventeen miles away, up that sheer cliff face over there. If that doesn't make you complain, nothing will.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 29, 2002
Walks around to the chair-lift next to the shear cliff face...
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 29, 2002
*tries not to laugh as he knows the chairlift is out of order*
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 29, 2002
...Is this complaints department actually manned, EV?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 29, 2002
I don't know, I've never been there.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 30, 2002
*shrugs* Not my department.
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 31, 2002
Okay - I'll just settle with eating an icecream from your department. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 2002
You know it makes sense.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 2, 2002
Ah! There's the problem!
Somebody really should do something about these cobwebs...
* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition at A781148 *
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 2002
*remains largely unconcerned*
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 2, 2002
Can I have a Complaint Department Flavour icecream without the 
?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 2002
Nooooooooo! 
If I took the out it wouldn't be Complaint Department Flavour, would it?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 2, 2002
Okay - well, can I have it with only a little , and with Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 2, 2002
*Looks at 
*
So I see... How about without the egg?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 2002
Oh, okay. Here you are.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Oct 20, 2002
do you do after eight mint flavoured ice cream? or chocolate and cointreau?
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 20, 2002
Did you just ask for After Eight flavoured Chocolate Coin flavoured ice-cream? Yumm!
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- 161: Spacegirl (Aug 26, 2002)
- 162: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 2002)
- 163: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 29, 2002)
- 164: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 165: Bluebottle (Aug 29, 2002)
- 166: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 167: Bluebottle (Aug 30, 2002)
- 168: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 30, 2002)
- 169: Bluebottle (Aug 31, 2002)
- 170: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 31, 2002)
- 171: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Sep 2, 2002)
- 172: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 2002)
- 173: Bluebottle (Sep 2, 2002)
- 174: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 2002)
- 175: Bluebottle (Sep 2, 2002)
- 176: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 2002)
- 177: Bluebottle (Sep 2, 2002)
- 178: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 2002)
- 179: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Oct 20, 2002)
- 180: Bluebottle (Oct 20, 2002)
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