A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
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Baldrick Posted Oct 17, 2000
I think we could both use one!
*makes up 2 vanillas*
Here ya go!
*price list begins falling*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 2000
Yes.
Can I have a jelly baby ice cream please?
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 26, 2000
Oh, and can I have another toffee and coffee flavoured icecream?
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The Cheese Posted Oct 28, 2000
Can I have two scoops of vanilla vanilla ice cream, fat-free, in a bowl, with forty millilitres chocolate syrup and cherries with diameter equal to five and a quarter centimeters, and three napkins?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2000
*makes notes on a clipboard*
The service here is absolutely terrible. Why can't I remember the old saying, "If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start"?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2000
Well I suppose I'd better serve then. What'll it be?
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The Fish Posted Oct 29, 2000
Could I have a "Staring vacantly" flavour one please 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 29, 2000
I'll just see if we have one of those.
*stares vacantly into the freezer*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 30, 2000
*hands something or other to The Fish*
There you go, Sorry about the delay, it was due to something.
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 30, 2000
Can I have a "stares engagedly" ice-cream please? It's like the Vacant one, but where the Vacant was Vacant, this one contains an engagement ring.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 30, 2000
I'll have to have a word with FC about that.
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- 61: Bluebottle (Oct 15, 2000)
- 62: Baldrick (Oct 17, 2000)
- 63: Bluebottle (Oct 18, 2000)
- 64: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 2000)
- 65: The Fish (Oct 25, 2000)
- 66: Bluebottle (Oct 26, 2000)
- 67: The Fish (Oct 26, 2000)
- 68: The Cheese (Oct 28, 2000)
- 69: Bluebottle (Oct 29, 2000)
- 70: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2000)
- 71: The Cheese (Oct 29, 2000)
- 72: Bluebottle (Oct 29, 2000)
- 73: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2000)
- 74: The Fish (Oct 29, 2000)
- 75: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 29, 2000)
- 76: The Fish (Oct 30, 2000)
- 77: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 30, 2000)
- 78: The Fish (Oct 30, 2000)
- 79: Bluebottle (Oct 30, 2000)
- 80: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 30, 2000)
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