A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
The Ice-Cream Stall
Baldrick Started conversation Jul 30, 2000
*Baldrick appears pushing a large ice-cream trolley with every flavour of ice cream imaginable. It's a large affair with a nice umbrella that has 'Baldrick's Ice-Cream Stall - A Subsidiary of E Vibenstein's Ice Cream Services'*
ICE-CREAM! GET YOUR TOP QUALITY ICE-CREAM HERE! ANY FLAVOURS YOU WANT! ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 30, 2000
no thank you, I never give EV all my stock (my freezers are bigger than his anyway, comes from having an Ice Age cave lion as a close companion) so I can have my own ice cream without having to pay for it
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 30, 2000
So Baldrick, do you offer the same range as EV, and does it all come firing out of a modified water gun?
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Baldrick Posted Jul 30, 2000
Not entirely, no. I can call on my cannon to provide stuff in the event of running out and in the tradition of London's ice-cream sellers (those in Ice-Cream Mile) plan to extend my operation here into food - hot dogs, vodka jelly etc. And I do have the same range as EV, with a few extras for those with 'unusual' tastes. My cannon is in its dedicated bay on my rather large and overgunned starship, whick is currently.......busy.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 30, 2000
*observes quietly from a safe distance*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 31, 2000
*shouts from safe distance* Business is a bit slack.
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 1, 2000
It definately seems it. 
Hopefully some more people will drop by.
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Aug 1, 2000
*Drops by*
*The tumbleweed luckily breaks his fall, then the beach carries on that job*
So Baldrick, I'll buy that *Points at a very large tub of chocolate ice cream*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 2, 2000
*from his safe distance, pokes Baldrick with a very long stick* You've got customers, Balders.
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androyd Posted Aug 2, 2000
A turnip ice cream please, oh and heaven on earth while your at it my good man.
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Baldrick Posted Aug 2, 2000
*jerks out of sleep*
Wha.....Cu....co...wow - people here to buy stuff. Cool.
*hands androyd ice-cream*
Price list over here.
*sticks large sign in the sand*
*sign falls over*
*sticks it in again*
And Mr Beast.....just a minute.
*rummage*
Here you go.
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androyd Posted Aug 3, 2000
I'm still waiting for heaven on earth *tastes ice-cream* and this certainly isn't it. *wanders offmuttering* Typical politician promises everything delivers nothing.....
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 3, 2000
I know - I asked for an ice-cream and what did I get? What did I get?
Nothing. I don't know....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 3, 2000
*remembers Blackadder's advice: "If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start."*
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The Ice-Cream Stall
- 1: Baldrick (Jul 30, 2000)
- 2: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 30, 2000)
- 3: Baldrick (Jul 30, 2000)
- 4: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 30, 2000)
- 5: Bluebottle (Jul 30, 2000)
- 6: Baldrick (Jul 30, 2000)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 30, 2000)
- 8: Bluebottle (Jul 31, 2000)
- 9: Baldrick (Jul 31, 2000)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 31, 2000)
- 11: Bluebottle (Aug 1, 2000)
- 12: Baldrick (Aug 1, 2000)
- 13: Perfectly Normal Beast (Aug 1, 2000)
- 14: Bluebottle (Aug 2, 2000)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 2, 2000)
- 16: androyd (Aug 2, 2000)
- 17: Baldrick (Aug 2, 2000)
- 18: androyd (Aug 3, 2000)
- 19: Bluebottle (Aug 3, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2000)
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