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Post 1

Uncle Heavy [sic]

ive finally made it. i have had a long and illustrious career around famous people. i saw dave gorman once *in the street*. i *brushed passed* ricky gervaise. i was once *politely tittered at* by jane asher in the national portrait gallery. *one of my friends* once saw england footballer wayne bridge in a drinking establishment in my home town. but now, i have moved to dizzy new heights in alpha list super stardom stakes. for i have ***received an email*** from new york art pop troubadour jeffery lewis, a man made innocuous by a couple of barely low-key album releases. yes. only, he wasnt sending the email to me, but to the former editor of music at glam society mag the oxford student, a post to which i have just acceded.

i feel so blessed.


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Post 2

broelan

ooh! may i touch your sleeve?
smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Clelba

well *i* sold 24 pens, 4 pads of paper and 20 giant paperclips to mony don smiley - nahnah
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Post 4

Clelba

dammit...*monty
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Post 5

shrinkwrapped

When working in London I once sat next to a guy on the tube who may well have been the standup who played Bill Bailey's lookalike in one episode of Spaced.

On the other hand he may well not have been. But that didn't prevent me from punching him in the eyes.


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Post 6

Uncle Heavy [sic]

yes, that reminds me. i once walked past the guy with the big afro who is occasionally in adverts on TV in leicester square.


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Post 7

parrferris

I once sat opposite Benny Hill sidekick Henry McGee on the tube. Tell 'em about the honey, mummy!


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Post 8

Uncle Heavy [sic]

oh, and heres yet another instance... i saw the guy who plays the emperor in star wars on the tube, too. i wanted to go up to him and say live long and prosper


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Post 9

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - erm

Who?


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Post 10

GreyDesk

I was driving alongside Stephen Frost in a traffic jam all the way along Bayswater Road, round Marble Arch and down Park Lane. It took about an hour smiley - grr

The odd thing was that he was driving a 20 year old red Volvo estate that looked like it was held together by rust. I mean, the guy is a successful comedian, he can easily afford better than that.


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Post 11

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I've had dinner with Terry Dearysmiley - erm


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Post 12

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

I used to know the sister of the drummer in Echo and the Bunnymen - the bloke who was killed in a motorbike accident smiley - sadface

I also spent some time doing various little jobs for someone who got to 'die' in Sigourney Weaver's arms smiley - bigeyes (Alien 3)

But more than that, I have a friend who was on a certain cheesy record from the 70s smiley - blushA845011


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Post 13

Clelba

the lead singer of feeder may have gone to the boy's school equivalent of the school i went to
smiley - erm
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