h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok, everybody .... this is the main party forum. We will have a second one just for German, so anybody who can read German is invited there as well, of course.

*DD trundles in with a keg of Guinness and a case of Black Bush*

OK where shall I put these.

All right then, why not beginning with a lovely Guinness for the late brakfast...does anyone fancy some spaghetti carbonara? (I wonder about the chemical reactions in my stomach)

Trust DD to be the first to bring some drinks...

I'll be back soon as soon as I've gone & invited lots of people...

Hmm...where to start, where to start...

Does anybody like to have one of the famous Tannenzaepfle, the famoaus Pils directly from the deep black forrest. Nevr mind the canned lager, here's the Zäpfle!

Do you mind me smoking? I'l promise it'll be invisible and unsmellable smoke (thanks to the unvisible gravity field)
pulls his fags out

*wanders in, brandishing bottle of wine*

*Stumbles in, carrying a large case of assorted cider*
It's great having family who work at Bulmers...
*Passes out*

Ooo Party, free drink, free food!

(If anyone fancies some plankton, I have plenty...)

*Helps himself to one of the kegs of Guiness*

hello there .... the party made the "busiest forums" on the front page

well, there is the invisible buffet ..... just be sure you have one of the invisible plates in you hand before you try to load it with lots of invisible food

*puts Fish and plankton into tank*

*grins* Party...

Well... I really didn't know what to bring along, so I thought of this...

*goes out & returns with two big bags of bonbons, he can hardly carry them*

All from Ming's Sweets Shop... (Well, OK, it still isn't opened, but I'm appointed there, so I can get all the sweets no problem...

*has some himself*

*sits down on the sofa, which he finds by means of dropping a bonbon & seeing where it doesn't hit the ground... *

hi Paul .... where did you get visible bonbons?

I'll show you a trick

*takes a bonbon and unwraps it*

*holds bonbon for everybody to see*

*put's bonbon in her mouth*

How about that?

Great trick
*stands in front of the invisible buffet and wonders, what to take. Don't like to take any fish accidentally and starts to sniff around without taking care that it might look a bit curious.

*wanders back in, glad to see people have come from the donut stall...*

*puts invisible signs to all the dishes on the buffet*

And Fish has been banned from the buffet .... no, that's not what I wanted to say ..... ahem, in respect to one of our guests, we will not be eating any fish today .... except for the lemon sharks and piranhas I need for the Haipiranha drinks

*wonders*

Hmmm ... anybody suggesting that I shouldn't have any Haipiranhas?

*wanders in smiling at first then upon hearing of the no fish allowed law she begins to turn her smile upside down to form a frown as a tear falls slowly to the ground*
no fishies? i guess this means my basket with vodka filled chocolate fishies must go then ...oh well, i am sure i can find someone who wants them
monsy

Gee, what have I done, I don't care about the fish as long as i don't have to eat them. Drinking fish is something totally different.
*takes a haipirinha

well, I guess chocolate fishes are allowed. Nobody is complaining about chocolate Santas or chocolate bunnies .... so, I think we should just take the risk

*eats a chocolate fish and watches out for any lightning striking down from heaven*

*smiles*

*eats one more chocolate fish*

Hello all. I'm supposed to be at a Mexican-themed party this afternoon, but I couldn't go. So here's a supply of that beer with the silly slices of lime in the neck of the bottle.

*Tries to sit on the invisible sofa by sitting next to PP, but sits on the wrong side and hits the floor*

It's been that kind of a day.

*turns her frown back into a smile once again and giggles at CyyStCyr because the knowledge of the fishies is unknown to her new friend* hehe!! you might want to go slowly on those at first, they are quite strong and have been known to cause those who eat them to do strange things
monsy

*pushes in a few crates of [ebter what you want to be in the crates here]*

Over here - I'll sit outside and eat them, then come back in - somehow ....