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what about if one of your guests is over 3 tons?

I guess I'll have to leave Berilia behind then.

hmmm .... I hadn't thought of that ..... are you? Well, I guess with all that invisible furniture around we can also have aninvisible low gravity field there. But I still trust you wouldn't want to share it with any pets?

What or who is Berilia?

Berilia is one of alter egos. He also happen to be one of the first beings mentioned in TP's Discworld just after Greaat A'Tuin the galatic turtle.

I know only Barilla, which is an Italian brand of pasta. And this Berilia is a pet of yours?

you're right with the pets...concerning my own weight; I checked it, it's slightly less so we don't have to worry 'bout that anymore. You talked about an invisible gravity field (Which we don't need anymore)but maybe you've invited a visible one as well...i'd love to have a chat with a charming pretty little gravity field. Just wondering about the themes; coca-cola light, the unbearable easiness of being, heavy petting...
So, if you meet one tonight why not inviting it to your house-warming party?
pleeeaase
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what a brilliant idea, I'll bring some invisible Barillas with me. What do you prefer - carbonara or arabiata?

why don't you bring both? .... and lot's of them?

Why should you need a visible gravity field for talking? You can talk to an invisible one just as well ...... they make themselves felt, I can assure you

ok then...off to the kitchen

maybe you're right; even in pop music they don't talk about watching things...
"she's so heeeaaavvyyy" (John Lennon)
"that's why I'm easy, easy like (saturday) morning (Lionel Ritchie. Or even better, Faith no more)

Hey, I'm just thinking of...has your house-warming party just begun?
I can't see anyone, but perhaps they're just all invisible
"invisible, you're treat me like I'm invisible (bloody Alison Moyet)

As for the housewarming party .... I am a H2G2 member only for a week, so I can't really tell when parties are supposed to begin .... but why don't you just step into one of the forums and begin it?

Here's the one for English: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=55587&forum=42989

Und hier das deutsche Forum: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=55588&forum=42989