h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Scene: The room below lord Montague Heavy VI's house in central H2G2. Cavernous. Shadowy. Bleeping-machinery-y. Blah Blah. Fill In Your Atmospheric Detail Here.

A chair. Shadowy Figure Thereon. Waiting. Etc.

Your lair could do with a makeover, mate.
I've called Handy Andy...

I'm sure I've got some wallpaper.... somewhere

~blips into existence and checks out the terrian~

'allo

~blips out~

*a mysterious figure clad in black crouches in a ventilation duct, not wanting to start the battle herself*

*NYC makes his entrance through the front, complete with one mother of an M60, and makes his way to the center of the area. He lets rip with fire in a wide arc, stops and smiles. Of course, after that bout of machismo there just has to be an ego check, and NYC is subsequently knocked out by a collapsed section of ventilation shaft, out of which rolls a mysterious figure clad in black*

*the mysterious figure in black finds herself very much less mysterious, lying on the floor in a wholly undignified manner*

[sea] oww...

*regaining his postre having fled girly-like from the spray of bullets, Inkwash stands up to assess the scene: Two STUMPED members sprawled over each other, their dignity forever lost to the four winds*

*dressed in a crimson, padded sil dressing gown, and holding a glass of brandy, UH appears from one of the shadows. he bows deeply to the company.*

I think possibly you should invite some more bad guys. otherwise you'll get whooped.

[poised to whoop]

BTW Uncle Heavy, can I take your robot off my space yet?

Don't answer that a second time. Sorry, I ought to check the other posts first. Would anyone mind popping along to thread http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F54947?thread=97404&latest=1 and recruiting Poetry Girl again? I'm going to do some whupping.

*Whup*

*Jumps in to the middle of the floor and shouts be wear for I have somting writhen on a pice of papper some where around here!!!!!!!!!!!

(note the extra added afect of the !'s)

RedSky...
You on our side or theirs?

And is that your piece of paper sticking out from under the Transmogrifier Ray?

*blips into existence again, and sees everyone start to dash for the bit of paper*

*blips out*

*blips in next to the ray and snatches up the afroementioned bit of paper*

Aha! Now we shall see that this is in fact....oh...

Its the reciept for the transmogrifier ray.

*UH - master swordsman. hence brandy and dressing gown. waiting for people to arrive. hands out cheese straws.*

Oh.. dont mind if i do...

Oh don't worry I'm a good guy


forgets about the pice of papper (it wasen't his he could never reed what was on that, so it couldent be his) and gets himself a ceesstring.

*a 2 dimensional circle of the darkest pitch opens next to the STUMPED members and out steps a figure wearing a calf-length black leather coat and dark sunglasses. His shoulder length black hair wips about his face in the wind caused by the interdimensional portal. When the wind caused by the portal blows back his coat a pair of holsters can be seen and light glints off of a pair of twin platnim magnums. Removing his sunglasses Ice slips them in a pocket of his coat and reaches behind his back and draws his Katana which glows with errie red runes*

Hello Heavy, the day finds you well I hope.

(wishing he'd thought of getting a Katana, looking miserably at his kids'-toy bow-and-arrow set)