A Conversation for The Student Union Bar
Friendly experience barmaid.
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 3, 2000
When I start working, I don't stop. It is frightening to watch but I have devoured whole Accident and Incident report folders in a couple of hours. 
Friendly experience barmaid.
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 4, 2000
this is no place to talk about w*rk.
have a drink instead. 
Friendly experience barmaid.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 4, 2000
You're not supposed to eat them, Joe!
Friendly experience barmaid.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 4, 2000
No wonder the health service is in such a mess.
Friendly experience barmaid.
Midsummer NIght's Dream Posted Sep 4, 2000
Don't even mention the health service!!!! They just give me dirty looks when I show up.
*Barmaid pops up looking very mucky, but the foot rail now appears to be shiny metal rather than growing plant life*
*Nearest Customers look very worried... wondering how long he'd been using her as a foot rest....*
Friendly experience barmaid.
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 4, 2000
They taste so good! *eats a smallish A&I binder*
Friendly experience barmaid.
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 4, 2000
*looks at the patron eating binders*
*looks at the lady that just transformed from a footrest into a person*
*shrugs and pours herself a shot*
Friendly experience barmaid.
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 6, 2000
when you start seeing people eat office supplies and materialize out of solid objects, there is only one thing you can do, and that is have a nice, stiff drink...
Friendly experience barmaid.
Menza Posted Sep 6, 2000
Or finally give up for the evening having had too many already.
Friendly experience barmaid.
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 7, 2000
well, yeah, but i sell more drinks with the first philosophy...
Friendly experience barmaid.
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 7, 2000
Just can't get the service can you.
Well I'm off to see if there's any Chianti left.
L8R Dude. 
Friendly experience barmaid.
Menza Posted Sep 7, 2000
*comes up with old idea that Zeb will shoot him for copying*
*bangs glass twice then his hand once*
BANG BANG SLAP
BANG BANG SLAP
BANG BANG SLAP
BANG BANG SLAP
Friendly experience barmaid.
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 7, 2000
*DD walks back in offering Menza a Bullet proof vest before finally logging off*
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- 501: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Sep 3, 2000)
- 502: soeasilyamused, or sea (Sep 4, 2000)
- 503: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 4, 2000)
- 504: Abi (Sep 4, 2000)
- 505: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 4, 2000)
- 506: Midsummer NIght's Dream (Sep 4, 2000)
- 507: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Sep 4, 2000)
- 508: Menza (Sep 4, 2000)
- 509: soeasilyamused, or sea (Sep 4, 2000)
- 510: Menza (Sep 5, 2000)
- 511: soeasilyamused, or sea (Sep 6, 2000)
- 512: Menza (Sep 6, 2000)
- 513: soeasilyamused, or sea (Sep 7, 2000)
- 514: Menza (Sep 7, 2000)
- 515: Demon Drawer (Sep 7, 2000)
- 516: Menza (Sep 7, 2000)
- 517: Demon Drawer (Sep 7, 2000)
- 518: Menza (Sep 7, 2000)
- 519: Demon Drawer (Sep 7, 2000)
- 520: Menza (Sep 7, 2000)
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