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ugh...
*gives the three obnoxious patrons very large glasses to get them to be drunk and quieter *

B A N G , B A N G , splash
B A N G , B A N G , splash

tap, tap, splish
tap, tap, splish

*gives up on having a quiet bar and joins in*

BANG BANG SPLASH
BANG BANG SPLASH



*then she pours another round of drinks*

BANG BANG QUAFF
BANG BANG QUAFF

*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*

*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*
*quaff* *quaff* *quaff*



It's empty

BANG, BANG, SPLASH, *HIC*
BANG, BANG, *HIC*, SPLASH

Blimey, that was quick.

*wanders in to find out what all the noise is*

BANG BANG SLAP
*I've dried out again*
BANG BANG SLAP

Where's the friendly experiecned barmaid when we need her.

*stares at still empty *

*tries to remember how long it takes to pull the perfect ... wonder's if DD will notice if she does it wrong... settles on 119.5s*

for DD

Hello Joanna.

Hows it going?

*DD spots the perfect pint*

AH

They say the best things come to those who.........
*waits for a while*

Hi Menza i'm fine, how're you?

*gulp*

*DD looks up with frothy moustache*

Cheers Joanna great pint.

*continues to wait*

Hmm do you think I could apply for bar work IRL based on this??...

for EV

and...

*starts to pour*

*119.5s later finishes pouring...*

another for DD.

*pours a *