h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zeb: Always save some for later...!

<...puts a plastic lid on the glass, stashes it in his pocket, and drinks the entire remaining flask.>

Zeb: Okay, NOW someone here tell me how I'm ruining my life, or some kind of concerned-sounding crap like that.

Emar: Why? What would YOU care?

Zeb: Just DO it, already... anybody...

[sea] zeb, dear, i think you have a problem.

Zeb: Thanks, sea... NOW SHADDUP...!



sea: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Zeb: No offense, it's just that I enjoy the hurl-whiskey-bottles-at-your-concerned-friends routine; It makes me feel like a tortured genius. Thanks, you've been a real sport.

*sea shrugs and rubs her arm where the flask hit her. evillene picks the flask up off the floor, tips it up over her open mouth, and looks disappointed to find that it is empty*

*NYC finds this all funny, and soon finds that his drink has been stolen by evillene, who downs it in one gulp*

[NYC] wow.

[evillene] SHADDUP. I can stop drinking whenever I want...

[NYC] I never said--

*evillene pushes NYC. soon, another fight might just break out*

This is getting absurd.

[Flopsy] What do you mean, "getting"?

*evillene kicks the empty back at him*

Zeb: Was the flask supposed to hit me, or was she giving it to me so I could throw it at Ancba...



Zeb: (*WHACK!*) AHHHHOOOOWWW!!

Emar: Nice catch.

Zeb: SHADDUP!!

<...Zeb hurls bottle...>

Emar: (*CLUNK!*) DYAAHH!!

<...Emar falls on the floor>

Zeb: ...In retrospect, I'm impressed that Evilene could hit me in the head with a hip flask (whether intentionally or not) by KICKING it.

[evillene] hmm. i never thought of that. sorry.

*sea's eyes widen*

[sea] did she just--

*evillene slaps a hand over sea's mouth*

[evillene] no.

~pours a goblet of Balieys Irish Cream for himself and to anyone else who wants one~
(the goblets are golden with jewels encrusted on it)

*looks at YO*

[deth] i'd take one, but i'd prefer a white russian *the flask ricochete's off of emar and hits deth in the back* OK!!!

*deth pulls an empty jack daniel's bottle from his coat and looks around the forum*

[deth] WHO WANTS SOME!?!?

you guys, of all people, should enjoy this...

http://www.hax.com/eviloverlord/lists/overlord.html

[holds hands in a manner which surprizingly hasn't been made a capital offense aka Vann Harl or Mister Burns] Excellent...

You know, those are actually good ideas.

i came across those IRL when i was researching video game and movie villains so tha i could steal their personas and make them my family members... i'm having a Black Family Reunion for the holidays, you know... *grin*

Zeb(reading villainy list): ...OOOHHHHHHhhhhhhhh...**DON'T** let unexpected visitors claiming to be repairmen into my hidden fortress... hmmm, makes sense.

[sea] /I/ never would have thought of that...

That does NOT surprise me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to the Unknown Regions for several months. I do not know when I'll return, but when I do, I expect to have a considerably greater number of allies. [exit]

*makes a face at ancba's back *

~hands one to Deth~