h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Ancba] We all know about you.

[Flopsy] Yes; women have a way of getting through situations where most men would be STUMPED. Pun intended.

if the girl is pretty enough, or the guys are just dimwits

or they have been locked up for twenty years or so like that lot in the dungion

[Closeup of Flopsy]

[Flopsy] No, I meant even in some situations that in no way involves seducing people whatsoever.

[Cut to a moron in a kitchen. He opens a drawer and doesn't even look in when he calls to his wife]

[Moron] Alice, where's the spatula!?

[Cut to the same kitchen, with Alice instead of the moron. She opens the drawer and without looking in, takes the spatula out. Cut back to Flopsy]

[Flopsy] And /that's/ just in /domestic/ matters.

They do... I mean live. Siths. They live and will live. There's a whole planet living for Darth Vader! They won't die.

[sea] i like the fact that i can drive 60 in a 35 zone and not get tickets...

*bats eyelashes*
oh DEAR, officer, i didn't know i was going THAT fast... it will NEVER happen again... *puppy dog eyes and pouty lips* i PROMISE.

[officer] *stuttering* h-have a n-nice day, ma'am...


[sea] men are SO easy.

that is truly evil.

no, I mean it. nothing can be more evil than that...

well what can you say? They are cops, they spend allllllll day sitting in a car watching traffic, eating donuts, occationally getting shot at, maybe they shoot back, more often they duck behind cars and try to talk the criminal out of it. Now some of them are good (GOD DAMN IT! IF I HEAR THAT BLACK COLLEGE FOOTBAL COMMERCIAL ONE MORE TIME!!!!! sorry), SWAT for instance, and the snipers too. The average cop is kinda dumb in that area.......

What was the black college football commercial about?

[sea] i don't think i want to know. and NYC, dear, i thought we had already established the fact that women are evil by nature. it's those two X chromosomes. they make you crazy.

this would explain a lot, actually. I've been going about dating all wrong...

I need to bring sedatives next time...

*sea bursts out laughing*

NYC, I advise against that.

[sea] well... whatever works...

Hey guys. Couldn't help noticing that this conversation stays near the top of my homepage. So rather than unsubscribe, I decided to just check in and see why it's so active.



....Sooooooooooo....what's been going on.

Heres some Completly usless info

Diferance between Male & Female DNA is about 3%
Diferance between Human & Chimp DNA is about 3%

[sea] fascinating... so men are as much like women as they are like chimps.

[evillene] if you think about it THAT way, it explains a lot.

[sea] *mutters* several of my ex-boyfriends, anyway...

Aaaahhhhh....discussing relationships, are we? Well...then I'm in way over my head, here.

Aaaahhhhh....discussing relationships, are we? Well...then I'm in way over my head, here.

[sea] we're all in over our heads. dating is either sink or swim...

[evillene] yeah, too bad there's no lifeguard... she's in DESPERATE need of one!