h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're just darned lucky that I'm posting as myself, and not Emar/Zeb; Because very harsh criticisms would be made by Zeb about the horrid puns in that last posting. But I'm too polite to say anything about it.

[sea] bring it on! i know my puns are horrid! I DON'T CARE!!!!!

As I said, I'm not gonna do anything about it. Oh, and good for you on the not caring thing.

*sea looks suspicious, but decides not to push the subject*

[sea] thank you...

Hmm...

alright, who invented dating? I think I'll have to have a few words with him...

[sea] if you ever find out... i'll hold him, and you can punch.

on second thought, I'm pretty sure it was a her...

[sea] makes sense to me!

yeah, it does doesn't it

[sea] allright, for chivalry reasons... you hold her, i'll punch!!!

i'm not sure i wanna join, but the majority vote of the voices say i should....

ummmm..... resume:

1: Everyone i know knows me!
2: I killed my imaginary friend because he tried to stop talking to me because his friends said i wasn't real.
3: I am the High Priest of the Acolytes of SEA and handle her day to day problems, accept all scrifices in her name..... oh and kill stupid people a month in her name.

*both seas grin*

[white sea] it's true... i can vouch for him. either way, i don't think he'll have a problem, we don't exactly refuse membership.

[black sea] i vote we make him an instant member because his user page is a temple to us!!!

[evillene] you have a temple? i want a temple!!!!!

[black sea] make your own damned temple.

*white sea rolls her eyes*

i payed tribute to you oh Queen of Wraiths.... we'd have a temple... but, noone wants to worship something intangible..... hehehehehe.....

*evillene sticks her tongue out at lafinass, but since she's invisible, it loses the desired effect*

Fascinating.

And welcome to STUMPED, Lafinass.

They are dividing! YES! --> [seaas]You are siths, right?

*bows at the waist*

[lafinass] We thank you for the honor Lord Byancbaldich.

[ angry ] Now we have a valid reason to hunt down the little goody 2shoes heros. HA!

[lafinass] *startled* When did you return??

[ blimey ] When left.

[lafinass] Who?? Was that the voice that burned in my mind?? What was that??

[ sicko ] horror.....

*the voices fall silent once again*

[lafinass] My Queens, what is happening to me???

You're becoming like me. To a mad man/woman. There's no need to be afraid of. And divided personality is actually quite nice. You're never alone.
~You can say that again.~
I don't need you right now. Please, go away.
~No I won't.~
YES, you will.
~Gets his elephantgun~
Oh bugger! Here we go again. *takes his shovel*

*are concentrated on fighting that don't notice, Friget's commanding now*

^Let's find some trees! Then we'll climb and that'd be so much fun!^

wow........ I think I'm gunna have to go shot myself in the face now...