h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WOW, strange things are happening!

I'm sure there are.

Hey there, I just got back from your page, nice bears. Have you seen alicat? She has an MSN Web Community, Willow Farm. We had a nice chat there this afternoon. We were supposed to continue it tonight.

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Sorry I couldn't make it back, Cloughie. That was great. I need a drink.

cloughie, I need to know how to get back to where we were yesterday. I've lost my notes with the addresses. I want to do it again. That was amazing yesterday. You really are brilliant. Please help me get back.

Love you.

It's in the mail, alicat. Pandora, what do you mean, 'loop this'?

Are you angry with me?

Should I be?

Not that I know of, but 'loop this' sounded pretty nasty to me, maybe I just read you wrong. Let's have a drink and forget about it.

Forget about what?

Like the song says, "forget about life for a while."

*alicat walks up carrying a punch bowl filled with Bloody Brains* This should lift everyone's spirit. Have you tried lighting these on fire, Pandy? The weather isn't as nice as the forecast said it would be, but with this great company, who cares?

*Walks in to the forum, sees the Bloody Brains again and exits for the nearest bathroom*

Come on now Gweenie...it's just ameretto (wish I could spell) and Bailey's Irish Cream. The cream just bunches up when it hits the ameretto! I have TV for you

Of couse we can light it! Top it with rum...& stand back! T recommend
a metal ladle to transfer it into a short glass! We would'nt want any of your other hair going the way of you eye brows!

Sorry I'm no fun these days. I'm worn (nearly) out! I ought to buy a couple door mats that read: GO AWAY! HA! Today my friend Rick (finally called first to ask if he could come over) since he called...I thought it wise to have him over lest he think the ONLY way for a visit is a 'drop by'! He came on a motorcycle. It was a pretty day-but he was pretty purple by the time he got here! Why do guys think they look cool (no pun intended) when they're not wearing a coat? I couldn't find anything that would fit him. So he had to ride home freezing. Huh-oh...It JUST hit me! If I had any manners AT ALL I would have offered to drive him home! Oh well...besides...he COULD have worn my SouthWestern 'purple' poncho! He would rather have been cold for 20 miles than wear purple! A REAL man wears anythings that he feels like. So say I. Hmmm. So, am I awful. Or did he put himSELF
through unnecessary discomfort to show of his (goose bumpy) muscles?

Lets take a poll: I say I was 75% RUDE. NEXT:_________________

Nah! You weren't rude at all. If the bloke's stupid enough to ride a bike without leathers, etc during chilly weather, then more fool him. Besides, if you had run him home, you would have had to collect him the following day so he could get his bike!

Petrol is so expensive, that it costs over £43.00 to fill our Ford Mondeo up with unleaded and I begrudge every unnecessary trip using the car!

What's on the t.v.? *Settles into a chair*

You are right, Pandora. A real man (or woman, for that matter) wears whatever he (or she) feels like. Anyone who needs to use clothes (or lack of them) to impress others has to be a little shallow. On the other hand, it's nice not to look like a slob! Don't be so hard on yourself. Have a drink!

Are right.

Thanks all, I do feel better. I really do try to be good to visiters.
Besides, he did'nt get the name 'smoke n' run' for nothing, he's a cheapskate! Always ready to party, as long as you provide the party material! He even instited that I install a shower in the garage bathroom so he could come straight from work for a swim! He did'nt want to get in dirty! I told him he could: shower at home, hose himself off, or stay home! No shower in the garage! Not only is gasoline for the car costly- to heat the pool went from around $170 per month to $500! I'll be swimming cold this year! Brrr!

So, Cloughie, wanna' wear my poncho? What a man!

Gweenie- a TV is a VT mis-spelled, Told you I was pooped! Veggie burger please!

Thanks Pandora, but I'm pretty comfortable without it. I'm ready for a beer and a bed right now, 'night. hi alicat, wherever you are.

*Grins*

A VT is better than a TV any time!

*Pours herself a wee drinkie*

Ta muchly! *Wanders off to find a t.v.*