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Hi all, I have a little time tonight to hang out. How about a beer? I'm drinking an Otter Creek Mud Bock, anybody want one?

Yes! I will take three please...

But I only have a case!!

oh...ummm........I'll take one then. I shall endeavor to drink it
s l o w l y .

I've brought several cases of Molson's Canadian. Enough even for we big drinkers. Even you, Bear. This forum made the 5 busiest list.

I don't care how busy it gets, just so long as we all have a good time!

Bear, I was just kidding, drink all you want. I'm not the least bit selfish, there's always plenty of everything to go around!

Hi cloughie,

You got me now. I had a major emergency today. Angus was rushing off the deck to chase squirrels, and he somehow ripped a toenail right out of his paw. It was gushing blood, so we had to visit the Vet for repairs. The brave boy didn't even cry.

Now that I'm here with you, why don't we have a Cheers?


Love,
Ali*

OW!

I tore a fingernail off once...it hurt .

Washes away bad memory with beer.

Hi guys,

Sorry about poor Angus's foot, also sorry that I have to go to work in an hour. Maybe I'll catch you tomorrow, though. It's supposed to rain. Anyway, here's a cheers to all! I'll stick around as long as I can.

*alicat sneaks up behind cloughie and Bear. She gooses them both royally.* got you both at once. ROFLOL. Pandora's on her way, so we better get ready for her gas.

*rubs his ass*

"Oh, you might be grabbing onto more than you can handle!"

You know you can't win. I don't have to go in to work. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WORK?!? What filthy language!!!
Laughing gas all around! Who gives a care if it rains...is there ANYone here who will melt? I think not! You people & your beer. *makes a yucky face* I brought more bloody brains. Let's do shot of them off the table!!! Nice & sweet, just like alicat & I

ali, sorry to here about the paw repair...I keep a jar of powdered
steptic here to stpo such bleeding. Next animal med catalog I get I'll
give you the address. Saves $$$$

BLOODY BRAINS. YES. A GOOGLPLEX + 1. PAN, YOU'RE THE BEST.

You're JUST finding that out?!?
I'll try not to get too sticky. I'd just HATE to go back for another shower. One bloody brain down the hatch...not a drop spilled. Next?

LOL. Do you have the time?

Why, yse dear. It's 6:36pm

I am zero.

If you are zero, alicat, then zero is the greatest # of all.

I just got home from w***, I will try never to utter that word in mixed company again. Wish you were here right now, but I will have to settle for delayed feedback. Keep on truckin' !

O.K.