h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*From just over the ridge can be heard terrifying sounds of grunting and groaning. Then a quite "Ew, yuk". Then more grunting and groaning. Finally, GL staggers over the ridge carrying a charred TOILET and a stained SINK.*

Someone want to help me with these...

*considers abusing her power & ordering everyone else to help GL... Then has second thoughts & and turns to Q*

erm...you said you might help...?

*puts on her best "please help" look*

*Hands TOILET to Q and washes hands in SINK*

Please don't wash your hands in my SINK!

::to the Doctor:: Need some help with your TOILET?

::To E:: We met at the Mt. Sandcastle Donut Stall. My name is Zeek!

--Zeek, the 9.125th Medic

(sorry...yes...I know that...I thought you meant in reference to this thread...oops...sorry...)

Aha.

Anyway...whens Q going to help with this thing...???

*taps foot impatiently*

No need...I just needed to get the TOILET out of the bog, so the transmitter could work...(reaches into pocket and extracts a remote control device. The 5.5th Doctor presses the button and the TOILET which looks like nothing more than a large blue portable toilet with a blue light on top, shrinks to a size of three inches. The 5.5th Doctor picks it up off the ground and puts it in his pocket.)

I got tired of worrying if one of my frequently recurring nemeses would make off with it while I was gone. Now, off to Earth to deal with the Horrible Somethings!

---The 5.5th Doctor

(TOILET: Temporaly Oscillating Interdimensional Lift with Endosynclastic Tendencies.)

What does endosynclastic mean and what does SINK stand for? And do I want to know?

Well...I'm sure it must be OK up there now...

Actually...just to be sure...



Everythng OK up there guys? Only we'd all like to come back up now & get on the way to Earth...

*E bundles everybody onto the shuttle, and helps Checkout attach the TOILET and SINK to the top of the shuttle*

There!

*The shuttle takes off, rather undsteadily and wobbles its way back to the Esipretne*

As the shuttle steadily makes its way back to the Esipretne, Checkout notices something strange. The ship is adrift, simply in a slow spin, they cautiously approach.

'Ey you! Dey-sa gotten ridda dis forum! Dey-sa gotten back on da Esirpretne!