h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there all!
These are the labs where Njan and Engels42 work (this is the astrophysics department by the way). The laser labs are just next door as well, so go on over there and blast away!
Fell free to try out any experiments you feel safe, or if you're dead, like me on several occasions, then do whatever you want!
Have a good time, I'll be around from time to time.

*walks in and looks around curiously until he spots something tempting*

Hmmm...wonder what this big, red button does.

*pushes the button*

ACK!! That's my electronic dohicky thing that makes great tea.
hmm.... anyone thirsty?

tea...mmmmmmmmm.... *proceeds to push the button in excess of 3,000,000,000,000,000 times* ...yummy...

ermm....this is not good *calls for flood control*
anyone got any crumpets? This is going to take all night!!

*pulls out an inflatable raft type object, inflates it, and sits lays down on it, relaxing with a large straw hung over the side* tell the flood control they aren't needed!!

*calls flood control* wait, do we even have flood control? Um... well I guess they aren't needed anyways
*places sign on tea machine* please do *NOT* push this button, yeah that's right, this big red one. See it? DON'T push it, under penalty of Atomic rearrangement. -so there

*looks up from his straw at Engels* And who do you think you are, puuting up such a mean sign... *starts fumbling through his pockets for a pair of sunglasses* too bright in here...

Well, I just thought it would help control the tea flood. hm... maybe it isn't really *that* bad. *takes down sign, replaces it with one that reads 'Push this button for a good time'* How's that...

better!! i really dont like having mean signs in my house...*goes back to drinking tea*

Hm.. this tea might get dirty after all the hopefull travelers that might come by. *starts the swimming pool type filter system* that's much better.
*takes cup, and scoops up some tea, digs some suger out of his pockets*
Just how I like it...

wow, you put filter type systems in quickly, maybe you can become a pool boy for some extra cash now and then... *looks for some food*

ahh... food, sounds good, I'll run upstairs and see what I can dig up.
*swims out the door*

Wait!! Dont Go!! ...oh well...*begins looking for a phone*..I wonder if Red Lobster delivers...

*E walks in from the Great Hall with a tray-full of food...exactly what everyone wants is there*

*swims back in, holding a half empty Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster*
Hmm.... I couldn't find any food, but I did get my PGG *hic*
I think the first order of laboratory business should be to get rid of all this tea. I think something involving matter transport or something similar. or we could just drink it all. hmm....
*climbs on passing floating desk, sits there thinking, looking thoughtful (in a mad scientist sort of way)*

hey, a new visitor!! YAY
It was getting kind of scary in here, what with all the tea, and nothing to eat in here. I don't suppose you have any cheesy biscuits, do you?

Hooray!!! FOOD!!! *begins to paddle toward the tray* hey Engles! you have a PGG machine by any chance?? How about some vodka?

No, sorry man. The alcohol content of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster overloaded it's circuits. It was a real bummer though.
Hm... any one got a sponge?
maybe if we clean this up we can find the reasearch monkeys I've been looking for, hopefully they won't get angered any.

Of course I have cheesy biscuits...

*hands over an entire packet to Engles*

I even brought an extra PGG for you Dodge Ram...

*E looks at the tea for a second...then double takes...*

Hmm...I think an SEP field would sort that out straight away...