h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....as most of them are the base that Western Civ is based on, I would of thought almost all would have made it through. One that could probally go is Thou must love God above all, and the Lords name in vain one too. Infact the 4 religious commandments could pos be dropped, leaving the more secular ones as a basis, thou shall not murder, covet, lie or steal etc. to build on
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Thou shalt learn to spell.

this is the only commandment i've ever placed any real importance on...

Thou shalt not use archaic unfamiliar language pronounds and conjugations in thy editions of the Bible in an utterly hopeless attempt to feel more personal to the teeming masses.

You shall not force your belief on any other, or even "advertise."

and

My personal favorite, you shall not be a hypocrite.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours pixels or source code

;^)#

OOOOoooo! i like all of those!! excellent!!

Thou shalt not be an asshole, no matter how assholish another might be toward you.

Thou must put the lid down on the toilet.

Thou must not be a racist/sexist/heightist/ageist/[anything]ist.

Thou must not listen to NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, or any crap of the like.

Amen to that first one, Cheese.

Thou shalt take everything with a grain of salt.

Thou shalt always be willing to laugh at thyself.

the toilet seat one is excellent!

Ioreth, i like your salt one alot too! just good advice, ya know?

Saint Zax
Patron Saint of the
True Brownie, Drunken Indulgence, and Naps (don't forget the naps!)

OH! and Bruce! yours is cxcellent, but if HE made that law, we'd all ve sinners! (notice of course, the shameless request for code- given it's own section on my page!)


Saint Zax*

Well asking for & coveting are different things

;^)#

Are they, Bruce? Are they Really?


Saint Zax
C'mon over and become an angel!

Thou shalt totally respect the wonder of h2g2.
Oh, and thou shalt hold librarians as higher beings... *g*
Twetie, Saint of Impossible Escapes.

Reallio trulio

;^)#

Also- do not judge other's TV shows before you've watched them...

ah. the one closest to your heart, eh tweet? does that mean you get flack for your choice of viewing pleasure?

Ok, I love Buffy and Star Trek- so yes, I get tons of flak.
Of course I've also had that regarding my love of such things as 3rd Rock From the Sun, The Simpsons (would you believe!) and the Sopranos.

I, for myself, make disparaging remarks about television without prejudice based on show. I am in favor of doing away with the glowing idiot box altogether, for my part.

I'd say that 'the Simpsons' kicks the ass of all those others but 'Star Trek'. I can't understand why anyone would enjoy '3rd Rck', I've tried to watch it 3 times, but couldn't sit through an episode. I'd rather watch 'the Brady Bunch'!!!

* Saunters in several days late *

Oh, I forgot I’d had this on the backburner. Still, it seems like it’s been somewhat worthwhile...

* Ponders: ‘Not in a million years...’ *

Bruce, I think it’s appalling when someone simply goes about ripping off peoples electronic intellectual property. Whenever I ‘use’ any, it’s always in the interest of showing off their wonderful work...

If you want to watch the best comedy on T.V, give Benny ‘Hinn’ a try... he makes Benny ‘Hill’ look like an amateur...

- Life outside the Goldfish Bowl.