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Archangel Zax Posted Apr 28, 2000
*Aaahhh*!
Hey Bruce... we're initiating another batch of Saints right now over at the applicant's link.. don't suppose you'd like to get in on it?
Promises to be quite a ceremony.. Big Evil Dan and Doctor John...
C'mon! We'd all love to have you!
LOL
Saint Zax*
*Ignoring the implications.
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Bruce Posted Apr 28, 2000
Don't you think being a Guru & a Saint at the same time might be considered to be two bites at the cherry?
;^)#
probably happy to be had
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Archangel Zax Posted Apr 28, 2000
LOL
Not in the least! Guru's do not have to be saintly to do their job... i have several friends who are programmers, but if i had a daughter, they wouldn't be allowed in the house if she were home!
Having 'saint' on your business card will simply add an extra sense of security... a measure of confidence... sorta like saying, yes, i'm smarter than you, and i'm a nice guy.. not in the least bit lecherous... 
LOL
besides, who really cares about the technicalities of it? come on over anyway!
Saint Zax*
*giving away brownie points!
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Bruce Posted Apr 28, 2000
I don't know about where you are, but here "not in the least bit lecherous..." would breach false advertising laws
;^)#
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Aw, Zax, it was D. I is sorry, I forgot.
*hits self over the head with a thesaurus*
Ok, slightly belated but I haven't been here for two days (*!*)
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Hello all... too late/early for all the strange folk on the other side of the world, I suppose. But guess who GOD chose to initiate the new saints?
*beams with pride*
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Archangel Zax Posted Apr 29, 2000
no worries, you'll each get a turn... you gonna get on with it io? i'm getting flatbutt from sitting on those marble stairs!
bruce: i think we have 13 and counting perfect examples of false advertising... i'd just like the honor of putting a halo on your head this weekend.. i'm sainting Cutlery tomorrow, and need a second to make it time well spent......
Saint Zax*
*not so much "pushing* as "poking gently with a cattle prod"
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Archangel Zax Posted Apr 29, 2000
it really is shaping to be a helluva ceremony, Io!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 2, 2000
God? I was wondering, just a suggestion here, don't want to overstep my bounds or anything, but could you post your original Ten Commandments on the "New Commandments" page? It'd serve as a good starting off point for creating new ones.
One suggestion, the originals are WAY too negative. Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Steal, Tou Shalt Not Covet, etc. How about some "Thou Shalt"s? We need more along the lines of "Love Thy Neighbor".
*Thou shalt form thy own opinions, rather than taking on the attitude of those around you in order to fit in*
*Thou shalt give pleasure unto thine self*
Things like that
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Archangel Zax Posted May 2, 2000
LOL! i'm REALLY liking that last one!
how about these:
Thou shalt honor thy jellybeans and thy brownies..
Thou shalt not sue.
oh! and while we're at it.. could we make "spite" the 8th deadly sin??? cool.
SAINT ZAX*
oh so very lonely....
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Bruce Posted May 2, 2000
*Thou shalt give pleasure unto thine self* - is there a St Onan?
Lonely??? Why Saint Zax*, why?
;^)#
sensing the onslaught of a Roy Orbison song
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Archangel Zax Posted May 2, 2000
Just having a relatively blah evening.. and there wasn't anyone here, so i was SO lonely... but now i have someone to talk to! how was your day?
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Bruce Posted May 2, 2000
Well it was (& still is) a work day here 
But I've managed to break free for a quick fix of h2g2
;^)#
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Archangel Zax Posted May 2, 2000
sorry, i was off looking for a good animated angel gif.. not much out there! and what is out there is BURRIED under a ton of other junk!
well, it's 1.30 am, and i'm gonna go watch Three Kings.. i'll be back later!
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