h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The poor cat!

could be worse...somehow...I guess.

Triv

Hi Greebs,

Well, being as you enjoy scratches behind the ears and tickles under the chin, have them both!!

How, you mean that there could be two catz in the box?

Not really. I mean no body's actually DONE that to a cat. It's a thought experiment. If such a thing actually went on...that'd be a little harder to deal with, no?

Thinking about torturing a cat and actually doing it are very different things.

Triv.

Poor cat anyway. If you believe in parallel universes, it's been done an infinite amount of times anyway!

And in an infinite number of ways...

On the bright side, it's been saved from death an infinite number of times!

ah, aurora, always the optomist.

or even better, there are infinite universes where the experiment is known as "Hasselhoff's Toad" (sorry, first name that came to mind...) sparing an untold (ok, not untold--infinitely large) number of tabby kittens.

Hate to be a frog tho.

Triv

It will also be known as "Aurora's Little Sister Experiment", and I'm not feeling sorry for the little sister.
Hey, and cats are cuter than frogs!

OK Greebs, I hereby sign on the dotted line. I'm sure there are more things in life than a nice badge, but I'm having trouble thiking of them at the moment...

true, cats ARE cuter than frogs. We should create something called "Aurora's annoying little bugs with nothing else to do in life but annoy me" and kill them en masse. Ok, it's already called a roach motel, but sure--those aren't in the name of Science!

Triv

Good idea, I'll try that... Do you have any graphics of bugs? That would help!

I've got a few, but there's an easier way--go to Http://www.clipart.com and do a search. Copy what you want to your harddrive and upload 'em. It's a helluva lot easier than me emailing them to you--this way you can pick and choose.

Triv

Ta.
By the way, do you like the fish on my homepage? They spring out of your cusor every time you click!

That's soooo cool! I wanna eat 'em.

Ok, not really, but I think in another universe I might try.
Not this one tho'.

Triv

Greebo the Exalted One.

I have brought you 2 boxes of chocolate glazed doghnuts and a box of Scooby Snacks. I would have brought moore but I had to use some for bribes at the customes customes gate to escape New Jersey. But don't worry, I gave them the contaminated ones and saved the good ones for you, as is only proper.

All hail the wonderfull Greebo!

Feline: i brought donuts too! Now when am i going to be a part of this society?

Being that I am a missionary of "The Church of the True Brownie", I can't Bring JUST doughnuts. I have , instead, brought Brownies shaped like doughnuts. And one jelly doughnut as a tribute just for you... JUST ONE DOUGHNUT?! You might say. Yes, I do want to felp you keep your sleek and silky image.

Please don't eat the fish!