h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo gets out the whisky... and pours herslef a generous portion~

Bottoms up lads and lasses...

*sticks bottom in air*

If you insist.

~Greebo thinks about sticking one of those silly party whistles with the paper that flies out when its blown... into Menza's bottom... but is not sure if this is tasteful... grin~

Me had better have some more whisky me thinks... do you want some???

That would be nice.

Did someone mention whisky? I hope this was an open invite Greebz
*Proffers a box of doughnuts from Joanna's stall by way of a bribe*

~Greebo pours a generous ammount of neat whisky into a tumbler... ~ do you require ice... and you going to drink like a cat???

Welcome BS... ~grin~... my door is wide open... thanks for the doughnut... hmmm... ~Greebo dips a doughnut in her glass...~

Have a tumbler... ~pushes glass into BS's hand and slops whisky into it...~

Thanks for the drink Greebs.

*dives into tank thoughfully installed in the cellar, but keeps a careful eye out for the cats*
Can you put a long straw in the tank for me please, with something healthy at the other end for a day or two.

~Greebo gets out her pkt of straws and begins to push one into the other... until she has a very long straw indeed...~

What would you like Coely??? Carrot juice, or mineral water??? ~grin~

Bit fed up with water after being splatted with a snowball! Got any Aqua Libra? It's very healthy.

*Gwennie bursts into the room*

Wotcher everyone! *Stops and surveys the room* Nice pool Coely and I like the straw...

Hey, Greebo - where's these male strippers that you were on about and why has Shazz got her bum up in the air?

*Thinks this is too good an opportunity to pass up and slaps Shazz's bum and plants a daffodil* Very nice dear!

*Picks up a pile of doughnut rings and starts to play hooplah with Shazz's daffodil...*

Quite a little shindig you've got going here, Greebo! Congrats, by the way!

~Irving

Shazz hasn't even got here yet, and already we're debasing her so!

~Irving

*starts to get very worried about the literacy of some researchers*

Oops! Realises her mistake and blushes! Sorry Shazz (for when you get here)....

Menza was the party with their posterior in the air, wasn't it? *Sighs!* I think I'll just have a quiet lie down somewhere and contemplate my navel (or something equally as uninteresting)

~Greebo looks afronted... and then aback... she doesn't know which way to turn... grin ... so many guests... so little time...~

Hello everyone... welcome all... ~grin~...

~Greebo rushes round with glasses... and bottles to fill them with..~

Sorry me been drinking for a whilsh now... ~grinsh~

That'd be better

~Irving

OOOOO, more drinks.

*Manages to swipe a drink off Greebo's tray as she staggers past*

I couldn't find my navel so I'll settle for contemplating the bottome of this 'ere glass! Cheers everyone!

*Watches Greebo staggering or crashing into furniture and wonders how on earth she doesn't spill those drinkies...*