h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you for the invite Greebo!! As i am only 13 do you have any lemonade or perhaps a non alcoholic cocktail. I tried to get in last night but could'nt. You sound like your having fun. I love doughnuts any left, i especially like fudge with custard in the middle.

*Rummages around in Greebo's fridge and produces a plate of fudge and custard filled doughnuts and a tall glass of lemonade...*

There you go me dear! Enjoy! I'm sure Greebo won't mind me rummaging around and liberating some nosh ...

O where is the Anonymouse of yester-year? ~drunken sob~ Are there any pretzels around?

*Begins drinking her vt without the t, and calls it a martoony.*

Thish is - is a great martoony. Have one on me, Gweenie. Greenbo T. Cats. Evrybuddy. Great martoonys here. ~hic~

Where's the ennertainment?

The doughnuts are brill!!!!! a bit cold!!!!!!!
Yes!! what is the entertainment??????
It is fun watching you all!!!!

*Walks in through the door, puts down the cassette player*

Okay. Who ordered the stripper?

*looks around. Blushes*

Oh drat. I know most of you.

*backs quietly out through the door*

Oh, no, we had enough trouble with strippers at Helena's bash.

*heads for the corner to have a meaningless relationship with a bottle of whisky*

*Wakes up from his drunken snooze in the corner to find he has liberated 37 cans of lager, a lace doily, the TV remote control, and several packets of jelly, from various unknown places around the party*

Blehhhh.... bblokes stripinnneninggee 'sabadthing..

Happy wedding to you,
Happy wedding to you,
Happy wedding dear Greebo
Happy wedding to you.

For she's a jolly good grinning cat
For she's a jolly good grinning cat
For she's a jolly good grinning cat
And so say all of us

And so say all of us,
And so say..all..of...

*realises no-one else is joining in with the last bit and stops*

And so say all of us!!!!!!

And so says me... ~Grin~... ~Greebo slurps... she doesn't even know whats in the glass~

*Decides not to sing in consideration to others but gives Mari-Rae a friendly prod to make sure she's still in the land of the living and decides she is - just!*

So, Greebo? *Offers Greebo a large sticky doughnut..* Are you and Stoobie off on a honeymoon or are you just going to share the same litter tray?

And so say all of us. Ooops, late again. I'll just sit back quietly with my drink, and watch the festivities.

*Dr J wakes for a few seconds*

Was someone singing just then? Must be a party. *Remembers where he is, takes large swig of God's bottle* Good ol' oGrebe, Isshhll missss her when shheesh ..... *Falls back stupefied* %x)

LOL That God suresh knowsh a good drink when He makesh one. *tiptoes out, trying not to wake anyone.* Better try the Sheraton.

*Stands on a chair lofting high her martoony.*

We are here to wish a certain person, our dear, good friend, Greebo T. Cat, well. We want to help launch her properly into the whimsical land of matrimony about which we have all heard so much about, and where many of us currently reside with fortitude and patience. So, without further ado, and to stifle any further eloquence; Greebo, may you live a long happy life together with your chosen partner in peace, prosperity, and good health.

TO GREEBO!!

*Quaffs her 'toony and nearly falls off the chair.*

Any words of advice for the happy couple?

Yesh. Always treat each other as you would your besht friendsh. Which, I guessh , they would be. Ummm... I think I should jusht be quiet. Cheersh, Greebs, you wonderful cat. Me'sh glad to know you. Mari-rae, any more martoonies?

Sure, hun! Have all you want.
*Pours for alicat and decorates her glass with olives and baby onions on an umbrella swizzle stick.

Ooooh, I love these little umbrellas. They're so festive. You know, it seems like New Years was just a short time ago, but now it's almost Easter. The years go by so much faster, now that I'm old(er).

Well I for one don't like them. They get in the way when you quaff you drink to harshly. Keep you glass full of alcohol, not decorations. Marv (who needs more beer)