h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thanks i will have a white wine please oh i do like the idea of a game of poolmaybe i will have a game in a bit

James, great band, seen them live a few times. I think there best one is Sometimes and Sound is a close second though.

Sometimes, when I look into your eyes I swear I can see your soul...

Hey everyone... if this place gets to crowded whilst me away... second orders is here....

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47469

While Greebo is away, I'm going to invite my real life friends over here, and we will have a brawl. I will smack them with barstools
But we will tidy up in time for when Greebs gets back

AWRIGHT!!!! now we're talkin!!


Zax's ready ta BRAWL!!


('s Friday! time for Dan to come say a 'blessing'!)

*makes sure he doesn't resemble a barstool

Well, ok the more the merrier!

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47553

(if link doesn't work then look left)

Now the brawls over, could have a small splash of WD40 please, I'm waiting around to see if I'll get a job.

Brawl is not over, is not started

As an artificial lifeform of mindboggling strength I'm not too fussed about that...any chance of a drink?

No

Oh well I'll just amuse myself by juggling these....
*picks up 3 barstools and juggles them frantically*...don't disturb me now..even artificial lifeforms can lose concentration.

's ok, androyd, i've got a pint of w-30 high performance waiting for you over at Second Orders... c'mon over...

But first, would androyd please like to tell me what sort of artificial life form he/she/it is?

Hey Zax, when'd you get sataned?

*Carefully places bar stools back down* err....Humanoid artifical lifeform like a....android only with a y. Why? Why not. I'd love that lubricant cheers.

hey mike! yeah, apparently,God is giving out sainthoods to those deserving ones among us...! cool, eh? 'n i was first! hehe...

well, you can apply here.. (just don't forget to mention that *St. Zax* sent you.. i'm shooting for Archangeldom- who knows, maybe i can earn it if i recruit enough souls?)

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

oh, wait.. that might be the wrong gang...

aw heck, it's worth a try!

A, THOSE guardian angels! I saw it on Peta's Picks, I thought it was "nice people only". I can be quite nasty, but only if the victim has earned a clubbing.
So, I think i'll get to it soon

Thanks for explanation, A.

*A man walks in, looking unprepossessing*

Give me a pint of lager
*the whole building shakes*
Uh-oh, what was that? Oh yeah, me in the TDANE forum *phew*
*downs his lager in one go*

Hey there Chrome! we're all over at Third Orders, so come on over an wet that whistle of yours!

Yeah!