A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre

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Post 21

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

we could blast into Q branch!


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Post 22

Uncle Heavy [sic]

just torch something


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Post 23

Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows

Why dont we just test it in the testing lab? smiley - smiley


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Post 24

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

awwwwwww..... man, ok I guess that'll work


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Post 25

Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows

*Xerces exits to testing lab*
[yo follows]
[U.H follows]
<They enter a large room set up with a small artificial base and lots of plant growth around it. They head into the observation room which is so heavily armored and shielded it is almost invincieble]

[Xerces]ready?

[Yo and U.H simaltaniously]Ready!


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Post 26

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

~has fallen asleep waiting for the explosion~


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Post 27

Uncle Heavy [sic]

I think my joints have seized up


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Post 28

Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows

*zzzzit. A golden, voilet, orange, and red flash makes the eyes of all those who look on ache deep inside. When the smoke clears all that remains of the nicely decorated blast room is black soot on the walls...other than the sound of U.H's aching joints everything remains silent. the sound of ash settling breaks the silence.*
[xerces] wow, I must have forgoten to reset the time-laps fuse. sorry!
So what do you think?


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Post 29

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

send one of these to my complex please, I have use for this device....


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Post 30

Uncle Heavy [sic]

I dont get it?


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Post 31

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

You want one? Sure, you're next.


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Post 32

Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows

*similes* I think i like that...we definately need to make more...so do either of you have anything you would like to test?

isn't interesting that we are all involved in the same jacap "scandal"?


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Post 33

Uncle Heavy [sic]

i still dont know what is going on...there or here smiley - smiley


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Post 34

Xerces The Keeper of Blades and Bows

lol here we blew something up with out making any noise...there we are apparently terrorist because we uhh...well are mining


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Post 35

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

I'd like to make it clear that they fired the first shot...not me, so when this gets settled it's *HIS* fault!


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Post 36

Uncle Heavy [sic]

yes. but it doesnt explain anything...


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Post 37

Redfox

Hmmmm... Have you guys ever heard of "Moltov Cocktails", or "Gas (Petrol) Cans"?

They make fun with the smiley - skull!


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Post 38

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

Moltov cocktails...ahhhhhhhhhhh.........great stuff!!!!!!!!!! Napalm is such a nice thing too......almost as good as greek fire, if I could only remember the formula....

smiley - martiansmile
smiley - aliensmile


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Post 39

Redfox

Yesssss....

Napalm... Something with Moth Balls, right?


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Post 40

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

or styrafoam....Hey Bob, make a couple more SBD's and put them on the counter here, there's gonna be a couple people who need them


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