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Do Condoms enhance masterbation?

I don't know about what it does for men, but it does nothing for my methods.

I don't know, I've never tried it
brb
nahh it's not much fun

I think the idea of condom masterbation is inconceivable.

It must be safer.... Not hitting you in the Eye!!!!! etc...

I really can't come at this sort or thing.
It tends to blow me away.

Ted bluegum

Please note the spelling in the title. What's wrong with good old-fashioned spelling and grammar in schools today? In my day etc. etc. etc.
The only useful point of wanking into a condom is that it reduces mess. On the downside, it begets a funy smell that people might question,
especially if they know you've been in your room alone for that last twenty minutes. Go carefully.

I notice that I mistyped "funny" as "funy" in the above reply. This does not detract from my previous statement about the mis-spelling
of "masturbation" by many people. The important thing to remember about wearing condoms when thrapping is that the seed is prevented from falling onto the dusty ground. If you don't know what that's from, please come back when you do.

Fact: Condoms cannot masturbate they have erogenous zones.

You just need a lot of foreplay

Condoms masturbate???????????

When I was a teenager, I found that Kleenex was far superior to the condom in an aid to masturbation as it provided (a) an acceptable thing to bung in the family bin and (b) a bit of sensory resistance to the head on the downstroke.
Was I alone in this?
Of course I was. It was masturbation.

I found a sock a lot better. If would look suspicious should the bin start filling up with Kleenex, especially if no one in the family had a cold. Sure you would go through a few socks, but hey you can say to your mum 'Oh I did a lot of running around at sports today'.

The only thing a condom is good for in masterbation is, as stated in many of the other replies - To prevent a mess. Imagine the following situation:

a teenagers has just finished masterbating and tries to clean up the mess he made when his mother walks in on him and yells: "Don't touch that! You don't know where its been!"

The downside is off course disposing the condom without rising suspicion. Try burying it in your backyard. That way you can blame your dog.

About the specific question: "Does condom enhance masterbation?"
Does condoms turnyou on?

The act of having a 'Posh W**k' is overrated really. The end does not justify the means - ie it is much easier to store the Kleenex somewhere handy, then dispose of it when you have a shit.

For a laugh, how many euphamisms can people come up with for masturbating?
To start, Pulling yer Pud, Oiling the Chopper, Making the Bald Man Cry

Walking the dog, slapping in the salami, climbing the tree

ummm....

Just popping out to the twelfth floor to use the colour photocopier....

Having a toss, shake hands with the unemployed

You missed the best one: spanking the monkey

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