h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh but if you boil a condom for about 30 mins... you are supposed to be able to stretch it over a telephone box. However if this fail just use some good strong tape wrap it around and around the box, and the person inside the Telephone box will be unable to get out

I won't ask how you figured this out
But I will keep that in mind

There used to be a talented fellow who worked for the Trojan Company
who could pull one right over his head and shoulders - I hesitate to think
what organ he breathed through.

Masturbation is better in telephone boxes, regardless of whether you wear a condom.

Try pulling the condom over your head down to your upper lip. Then breathe in through your mouth and out through your nose, and it inflates on your head. Turn it inside out first, though, or you get spermicide in you hair. Lovely.

I hesitate to say this, but simply can't resist.
I suppose this works best for real dickheads.
(sorry)

There was this thing on TV, where this bloke stuffed one end of a condom up his nose, breathed in, and pulled it out through his mouth. He the proceeded to 'nasal floss' the condom through his head.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Have you been getting bored again and trawling the net for strange things? Or have you been drinking with your flatmates? Where do you get all this stuff and how do you find it?

P.S. I like the link to the exploding whale, do you think the seal pup page would be a bit tastless to put on? See you in astrophys exam ()

i thought the subject was condoms
funny how things get mixed
if its only pulled down
to just over the nose
it can be inflated
to an extraordinary
extent
by breathing in through the mouth
and out through the nose
until it bursts

but you need good lungs

I seen this done with a CPO inside. He didn't look happy.

P.S. when the condom starts to split, hide, it doesn't half ping!

definitely best if used as water bombs