h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey it's, guess who it is, it's, it's me!!!!!!!!!!! didya, didya geddit?

ok i'll shut up now

Why shut up now, you've only just come on?!

sorry i would've come earlier but i had to sort out sommat with Ellie. so anyway.......

i don't suppose you've seen the muffin man have you? you know the one who lives in Drewry Lane

Not recently, Jen, I'll keep my eyes open! Muffin men, watch out! (For Jenny and Fred the Cheese, that is.)

What sort of something with Ellie?

oh just going to Brighton tomorrow. Did i say happy St Patricks day to you by the way. If you do see the muffin man can you let me know

Hey Ming and fellow Ming followers!

Star Trek and Stars Wars Rock! Hitchikers Guide is better but they still are cool.

New topic: Could we steal a NASA Space Shuttle and Deploy a weapons saterlite with missiles and lasers, so we could make H2G2 the most powerful group of people in the world! He He!

Cool Huh

See you Guys Later

Bye

8=88=8

^Look it's a X-wing from behind^

Yeah, I don't see why not, just as long as you make sure that you don't accidentally get any h2g2 people with all those highly dangerous and incredibly cool weapons...
And remember not to tell anyone else, they may try to stop you!

Next Stage: How will we do it?

Your thoughts Guys

From Webb of Smeg

Well I don't know how to hijack space shuttles but you could somehow hack into all the world leaders computer systems, fill them with bugs so they can't use them. While gobal panic is going on quietly convice all the people that h2g2 are the world leaders even though we may not be.

Hope you can hack into computer systems!

(ok so this is a silly idea, but nothing's impossible!)

Er, I dunno, any good at hypnotism?

no but i know someone who has a freind who once got a psychic message from Elvis

Er, can your friend help us here?

I did hear tell of some equipment the KGB developed a while back that theoretically can control people's minds without them realising or being able to do anything about it...hynoptising them.

How do we get our hands on this?

Probably with difficulty. You could hack into the government computer systems but they're very well securitized or whatever. I know, I tried it once, no it wasn't me saying that a phantom came out of the television and took over the keyboard. If you managed to control a NASA space suttle it would be pretty cool, but you'd have to take it into consideration that there are Jellyfish and Small Green Parrots behind it. Well, hey, if you can get past Small Green Parrots you can get past ANYTHING. Seeya soon. SGP's Rule The World. Jaguar.

That's it! you're a genius, Jaguar! Simply befriend all the Small Green Parrots and Jellyfish behind it all! Excellent. Erm...anyone any idea how to befriend Small Green Parrots and Jellyfish?

To befreind jelly fish and parrots you must:

Resight the anienct h2g2 ccode, (I just made up)

Ming Mang
The story has began
Jelly Fish
Swish Swish
Green pararot
eat a carrot
Let us steal a space ship
So we can take over the world and make it hip!

Hurah!

If there are any Dr who fans here, you will now about ER (Experienced Relality) which allows this aliens to controll peoples minds!

See ya all

"Don't have dreams or ambiesions, you will only be disapointed"

BYE!

So who to, where and how do we recite that ancient h2g2 code?

We resite it to the carrot and jeely fish when they are chasing us

Where did the carrot come from?

Opps

The Parrot

Not the Carrot

Hee hee! Whoopsi-daisie, as they have an annoying habit of saying!