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Uh oh. Maybe Urchin should voice an opinion... Er.. He's dead... Isn't he..? Er..

He promises to come back to h2g2 soon. So I expect you'll see him on saturday (in two days time for people who read this after this thread has died).

And then he'll offer an opinion?

Heh sorry everyone I had to go away man it was crap : ' )

There we have it! Urchin himself admits that he's lost!

*victory lap with Ferrari*

*picks up a handful of snow and throws it at Mike so hard that he falls of Ferarri*

He did not say that as well you know! You just can't face it that you've lost! You retreated. So there.

Face facts:

1. There are 107 posts in this thread. Urchin didn't even turn up until #29. And the amount of posts he made can probably be counted on one hand.
2. Remember the title of this thread. There is an entirely different duel for me and you. This one is for me and Urchin.
3. You've also completely ignored the referees (ie Asteroid Lil), which should surely penalise you even if you -were- my opponent. Which you aren't. Making it doubly bad.
4. Seeing as Urchin had about half a dozen helpers, I think I did pretty well.
5. In my opinion these threads have produced some of the best subtle wit I've ever seen from myself *^_^*.
6. Notice in his last post, Urchin didn't actually make any comment about the thread. If an opponent is only going to say "hi I'm here" and then disappear, surely I win by default?
7. Urchin admitted losing to me irl.

Urchin announced himself dead in one of his posts. Being dead he could not continue duelling. Therefore he lost the duel. A duel is between two people, regardless of the presence of seconds. Therefore Mike A, the only principal left standing, won the duel.

What part of "Mike A won" do you not understand?

Maybe me and Ferrari's victory lap could be done circling Jinx.

Oh btw, I need to get her back...

*picks up snow and smacks it into Jinx's face*

Now we're even. We can get on with -our- own duel now.

Ha! You wait 'til (Check yer e-mail, Mr A)

Yowsers. Do you want me to bring Urchin too?
He'll go loopy if I tell him you'll be in Plymouth.

(oh, did i just give it away?)

Well, why not come to Jeni X and my duel!!!!!!!!

I'll keep you informed. If my e-mail will start wroking again.

If you ever come back to us

Do ya miss me? Do ya really miss me?

Yes

I miss you too.

Promise me you'll stay back with us

No. I shouldn't make promises like that that I know I cannot keep.

Fair deal. Just tel, me, if you can, when you're about to vanish. In that thread. I need you.