h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"So they do come in handy after all!"

(Meanwhile Inky observes that the Mongolian cavalry advance has eaten up the vast majority of enemy ammunition, and that there are but two of the brave but dishevelled horsemen remaining)

[Setor leaps up and kicks GL over. Still in midair, he fails to kick Mewtwo in the face]

[Instead, Mewtwo grabs Setor by the foot and starts swinging him around, hitting both STUMPED and CHOPPERS members with him]

[Mewtwo] [letting go and sending Setor flying] }Whoops! Sorry!{

(Sprawled on the ground after receiving a Setor full in the back of the head)

~~no worr-es~~ (groan)

*GL gets to his feet after the whirling Setor is no longer a lethal weapon.*

Well done, Mewtwo. I doubt that is the last of him, though.

[Mewtwo] }Yeah, no kidding.{

(spits out a couple of teeth and gets to hs feet)

[Setor jumps over Inkwash and slams, feet first, into Mewtwo]

*The Draco begins flying overhead. Minos Krylma sits in the Control Room, occasionally zooming in on the damage done to the ground below. He fires a lazer blast at Inkwash*

Ready my land vessel.

*A Gecko Warrior leaves his station in the control room to ready Minos' land vessel*

A UMV (un-manned vehicle) flies high over the battle taking recon pictures

[Mewtwo hits someone over the head, I don't care who, the next person who posts]

[No, wait, never mind. He punches Setor]

(Sprawled against a tree, singed head to foot by laser fire)

...just a flesh wound...

*pulls up in an elk-drawn sleigh*

Lots of heroes about isn't there. Let's see if we can tip the balance!

A small Cricket scoutship lands and from a tiny, almost insignificant portal, rolls a very small, round, red, bomb. It detonates. Sphhhhwwaaaaaap!