h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not the most gorgeous thing in the world eh Mmmm who is ?? i know am not i am pure skinny which is to annoying .anyway i am interested now if ur not ugly ur not gorgeous that would make you pretty much like most of the population of the world so we ll have to go with the up them self thing which ur not but thats all we have .

Yeah, but it's easier to talk to people here than it is IRL
Plus the fact that I didn't go to any parties last year (cos of being the workaholic freak that I am) so there wasn't much chance.
And anyway, the guy I like's interested in someone else. A girl I seriously hate, and have done for years Go figure, right?

tell me about it. argh well i have final buggered things up with louise anyway gavin says says i am going to essex she said for 2 months she said wait for me won't you if you wait for me i will blablabla argh she picked up her mail and won't answer it argh i have had it with her .anyway i am rambling poor wee sexualy starved
me. work what do you work as ? i hate partys i don't go out unless i am going with someone and if i am not i do this becoming a net weirdo .
sarah you dinny answer me before .

What didn't I answer?
I don't work (I mean, I do work (I glaze lenses at my father's pratice- he's an optician) but that's not what I was being workaholic over. I meant schoolwork. That was pretty much the whole of my life last year.
But that's all over with now
And it's ok to be a net weirdo. It's only morons who hate computers who say it's dumb

okay mm school i wish i had thought of that work for school i be luckly to get anything this year mm as i said i m going to marry someone rich and be a house husband . see i like you already your a computer person .mmmm where the other wee guy gone ?
mm the ?

love live? Afraid I can't help you there. I have none myself. Love is cangerous, I stay away from it.
-Wigfiddle the Observer of crazy hair doos-

okay i don't like you already .

*giggles*
Ah, come on, give the poor bloke a chance

he more or less said he runs aay from love okay what sort of idoit does that .

he more or less said he runs aay from love okay what sort of idoit does that .

I obviously messed up somewhere. Okay, I don't run from love, I just don't run after it. Oh well, I may be an idiot but you don't have to get angry about it.

i am not anrgy about it . i just don't like you .

argh this F**k up computer is doing my nut in . if i am not losing my posting it puts them up twice not to mention the mistakes in them argh...... me anrgy never .

Well if you don't like him...
I mean, I don't run after love either. And you don't hate me.
Or maybe you do...
*frowns*
Grrrr, now I'm stuck with serious thoughts all day.


Yeah, my pooter's kinda buggered too, right now. Try hitting it with a sledge hammer.
Expensive, but effective

MMMMmmmmmmm do you want me to hate you ? cause you didn't need to say that but you did so i think you would maybe prefere if i did .
okay where did the other wee guy go ??
still don't like the new one arghhhhhh....
mmm so whats new ??? thats scottish meeting thing are you gonna go to it ? where is it ? not that i am going but mm .
u would think you d be sick of me by now but i am going to keep on going , what have you been doing with all your hoildays sarah ??
i am really geting bored allmost 2 weeks off now mm and the footy and the tennis are all but over soon any good ideas on what to do with all this time ???
are you going away anywhere ?
worked on that been asked out once yet if not get to it you need at least double figures by the end of the summer .
mmm well the count down starts till saturday then i have the house to myself for 2weeks !!!!!!!!! wow i am a mission to ask very one i know to come stay with me you wanna come u 2 just joking bay the way mmm but i do need to go to london and kidnap someone mm anyone any idea how to get to liverpool staion from kings cross .

*blinks*
That was.... long
Ok, I was just kidding. Of course I don't want you to hate me. And, once again, I *don't* want you to go. You know, maybe you want to go and you just need an out. Hmmmm.....
Cut seems to be MIA right now, Zax was just asking after him too.
Yeah, as long as the timing's right, I'm going to the meet. It looks like Edinburgh's the place right now, but I don't know for sure.
I haven't really done anything with the holidays yet. I'm going to Stratford for a long weekend in a couple of weeks, but that's all that's on the cards right now
Tennis isn't over yet you know- and Agassi's in the semis
So, why do you need to kidnap someone in London?

mmm
are you good for you . who are you looking forward to meeting ? anyone you really wanna meet who maybe will build on your tally of one ??? come on you can tell me , can't you mm .

do i wanna leave no not really i just like to feel need so i say i will in the hope every one goes awww gavin don't go , it makes me feel better kind of , i don't know i m just shallow like that .

mmm kidnaping mmmm yeah well i have this house to myselfand err well i don't know if i am single so i am going to kidnap louise and find out i mean off all the times to go see your dad in the hoildays it could be sex every night i could wake up with ................................mmmmmmmmmmmm okay i tend not to read things i write but i already know i really don't wanna post that do i mm i going to anyway .

hello folks.

BYE BYE . where are they all coming from argh go away .

Just you and me, right kiddo? And possibly Cut if he ever shows his face again
Well, I'll say hello, anyway. Hi Mr Indifferent- have to admit, the name has potential
Ok, we're letting the whole meeting someone thing die now. I'm perfectly happy being single. Ok, so I'm lying through my teeth, but I can deal with it. So, just, leave it, k?
And yeah, think before you push that post message button
Listen, here's your ego boost for the day- if I didn't like you, I'd let this thread die. But I haven't. And I look forward to talking to you. So don't feel like you have to ask if I like you.
*g*
"Sometimes I'm callous and strange..."

I don't know what I'm doing here.
*Thinks before he presses the post butten*
eh, what the heck.