h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i could do that one mmmmmm na ur all right . why ur hormones whats up with urs . or is that crossing the line mmmm ?? that if i crosses u will hate me forever mmm that damn line .

You're allowed to ask.
But the answer involves talking about things that will:
a) bore you senseless
b) gross you out.
Therefore I will spare you. I have freaksome hormones- not bad freaksome, I'm not the PMS queen- just a little weird.
So there, no line crossed.

good because i am told i don't where the line is but oh well n/m thats a whole different story and is as boring as anything else that comes from this keyboard .

right so where moving away from sex mm so hard when you thing about it every 6 sec mmmmm what are u lot doing with ur saturday night ( hopefuly something better than me )

as always it's 2 in the moring and everyone is away sleeping but me
i really canny be bother doing this but i don't want to sleep either so it wins no one replyed to me again you lot all must have lifes or something how dare u not reply to me with in 4 hours or some thinglike that i mean it's just not done u should sit here in wait for my next posting and reply the min after i do it , or not it;s up to you .

i got a little carried away with my self but i am okay now mm i am told by gillian that the bit before makes me seem like i am super sexaul expereinced or somethingni canny see it my self but for the reacord i am a virgin .

i was made to put that bit in but i wasn't bring up sex again honest
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m mmmmmmm okay thats me for now

does lucozSE REALLY give you enery ?? do you think it was wrong of me to drink a liter of it at 2 in the moring ? mm maybe maybe not huh special price 1.75 nothin to special about it to me how do you become a special price then do need to become a low price or a trial price before yuo can become special i feel sorry for all the other prices who aren't special i mean what about buy one get one frre i mean they don't get called special in fact i bet the special price pick on the other prices in the play ground and make them give them there £ sign

and where do they get off calling it sparkling i mean it's fizzy and all but not really that sparkly i mean a star or light or jewal thats sparkly . they sell it in that place where you pick up drugs the doctor gave u , u know the one and it's dead cheap in there and u can buy it in there and then cross the road and go in to safeways and say u bought it in there and u want ur money back if you do it like 10 times a hours u can make a nice wee profit .


anyone want to talk about sex yet ?

Suddenly talking about sex sounds like a good idea
Are you sure it's only Lucozade you were on?
Actually, it probably was, my sister gets hyper on it too....

rotflmfao gavi'e

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16... or at least I hope there isn't

Seriously, though, the average person loses their virginity at 17.. but then I know someone who's 23 and although he's a really nice guy he is absolutely desperate to lose his... poor guy.

Hmm... so if you were active what would your favourite position be?

I think the straightforward missionary's enough to start off with
Well, I personally am not planning to lose mine until at least 18, although preferably 19. 23's a bit old though. Poor guy.

planing mm i don't need to plan if i wanted to do it i could there are enough lassies like that here and i have already had 3 offers and for the record the avrage age ain't 17 well not now and 1 in 3 do it before 16 , but i guess it's up to u personal i am ready i am just looking for the right lass and i think she is in essex right now and she a horse rider and has promised she will ride me one day that should answer ur other ?
but really sarah u don't plan it come on if u meet someone u meet someone . if i am a virgin at 18 i will sleep with gillian for the hell of it .

Duh, that was totally open to changing if the love of my life turns up. But I honestly don't think he's hiding in my hometown, and I'll be (almost) 18 when I go to uni. So...

okay then . where do you live ?? not many peps ??? mm so many people i don't know here , okay never mind back to the subject of whatwhere we talking about ?????

We were talking about sex... how could you forget?

Seriously, the national average is 17.

I'm just gonna have sex when I do. And I'm not gonna do it for the sake of losing my virginity, cause I want my first time to be a good memory.

mm no really it ain't anymore it might have been at one point but the scottish av is 15 for lassie and 16 for guys

and i will only do that if it's annoying me which it is just now

so maybe i will or not i don't know if it happens it does and thats my final word on that

sex mmmm okay then mmm sarah any tips on how ta drive lassie wild ? .

yeah, and we'll return the favour

do u think she is dingying us ???

return the favour ??? mmm whats there to tell ?? i mean really .

Well you know what they say:

How to handle a woman?
Kiss her,
Cuddle her,
Buy presents for her,
Remember her mother's birthday,
Respect her,
Flatter her,
Go to the ends of the world for her.

How to handle a man?

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

don't like beer much .

where is everyone ?? mmm time for the thread to die ? maybe

I hope not, cause I'm still here. Tweetie! If I scared you, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!

err okay but ain't she ur pal she be on busy for us go find out if she answered anyone else cause i need to know how to drive a lassie wild

Find the right lassie would probably be a good start.