h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mm do any of you read anything i say ??
mm cut i kind of gave you a complment ( depends on what u think of me if it is or not but ) and u go away .
mmm thats me for now

Cut- great to see you S'ok, the party's still going on, but it's only a warm up. My 6 month h2g2 birthday is up in a few weeks- that's the massive event
Gav, I totally read everything you say- and appreciate it. You're completely different from anyone here, it's nice
So, Mr Indifferent, you're an Angel now. Zax has probably already done this, but hey- welcome to the Angels
Ok, I'm done.

good .

Sorry, I'm not used to receiving complements... I tend not to notice them.

good .

Question- good that I was done, or good that I listen to what you say?

done .

eh?

good .

*grin*

good .


okay someone need to start us up again and as ever it to early to go to sleep okay mmm hows the scot's meet thing going ???
what u been up to cut ?
do you know that you need to shag 14 peps in your life time to be average , mm how much do spiders scare me so why am i watching this movie mmmmmm .
anyone ????

okay here goes

cable or sky
video or movies
europe or u.s.
football or soccer
night or day
carpe jugulum or small gods
2000 0r 2001
pc or consle
shut it or more
eat well or keep fit
back or front
condom or pill
3 or 4
do moblies = brain tumours
cats or dogs
marry before sex ?
marry because of a child
bird woman or chick
hooker or prosy
asthma or Xma
books or tv
long term or one nights
don't you just wanna be a vampire ( as long as you can have sex )
wooo buffy lost all her powers and still won how does she do it .
damn those 18 year old tests
mm i need a girl got any friends in glasgow who are gaging for it
did i just type that oppsss my kingers ran away with the keys

I can't watch Arachnophobia. Scares the shit out of me. I've only ever made it halfway through
14?
Ah, who wants to be average anyway?
I may be clutching at straws. Then again, I'm only 16. Why is there all this pressure at 16? I'm insane to be worried about this.
Doesn't mean I'm gonna stop.
Answers:
Sky
Movies
US!!!
Football
2001
PC
More....
Both
Front *eg*
Condom (and I'm not telling you why...)
3
Hope not...
Cats
As if!
Only if you love the guy
Woman ( I had a whole big thing on another website cos someone said bird)
neither
huh?
Both (I can read and watch TV at the same time- multi-talented me)
long term
Occasionally. It does have it's appeal.
Cos she's Buffy. If she died they might have a problem doing the show...

terrestrial, man!
movies
europe
football
depends
haven't read either
yes
pc
more
eat well
front
condom
4 (The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.) - don't ask
do moblies = brain tumours
no, brain tumours = mobiles (you'd have to be brain damaged to want one, so they can't do much more to you)
cats
sex before marry
no way
woman
hooker
asthma or Xma - what kind of a question is that?
books or tv - depends
long term

okay condom mm why if no ones asked you out and you don't like one nighters you are a virgin how do you know mm but your right anyways the pill is the best for stoping the babys but you don't know where us men have been .
i soo hate spiders .
mm buffy could be come a vamp she would have to die you don't go killing of lassies called sarah it's not done buts called buffy in it which is just sick o parents .
huh huh? Occasionally ???????
mm i see no faults with it .

Nicely put, Mr Charisma.

i thought so .

mmmmm wow whata night and nobodys asked me mmmm are you all out have a good time eh ?????? what u 2 been up to ?

what a night i have had first i was out just to get the shoping in cause i have like no food and then i had to go to owens but i have like jeans and a top that are the only things that are clean so had to go get amanda to show us how to wash stuff which was really fun no really just how i like to spent a friday but i got out on time and now i had to take amanda with me her name isn't right is it ?? but you know what i mean . right so then i was out at my pals but we all went out on the bev so now everyone thinks i am going with her and it got back to louise before i even got home man new travels fast i bet it was sarah what phoned her that bitch anyway now she is like what the f**k are you doing i am like i need someone to do my washing , she dinny like that answer mmmmm what to do what to do ??

Hmm. Sorry, I can never think of a useful answer in these kinda situations...

You can think of any answer?
I had trouble figuring out what the question was
Ok fine, I know I'm a virgin, that doesn't mean I don't know stuff. I'm not dumb. And anyway, my f****d up hormones mean I can't use the pill. At least I'm fairly sure I can't...
So give over and talk about something over than sex. C'mon, prove the 16 year old male theory wrong...