h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, just a tad Reichish. Do check out the teen page attached to it. There's a great little link to an organisation called 'God hates fags'.

For now I'm going to tap my heels together and whisper "there's no place like home, there's no place like home."
These peoples capacity for hatred is truly astounding. Ado!

I sent in a complaint to geo cities. If it's joke site then it's not very funny. And I speak as one who regularly visits the Landover Baptist site - which is funny

My well-written email to that American website netted the following thoughful response: "Ha ha ha ha." Just goes to show what type of juveniles we're dealing with.

That site is appaling and has to be a joke.

Someone tell me that it's a joke, PLEASE!

Yeah Gwennie, I'm sorry I don't think it is. I've checked out a lot of the links in and around this place(s). I think they're quite serious, deluded, dangerous perhaps, but quite serious. --- Ado!

GB, how did your e-mail read? It doesn't seem to have been posted on the site.

That BCC thing was just sick. The racism paragraph on the front page (I really didn't want to venture any further into the site than that) made me want to find these people and kick twelve shades of shit out of them. It makes me feel so depressed that scum like this still exist on the planet. I did post a rather nasty letter to their site, suggesting that it may be a good idea if they killed themselves, and it was the best thing to do if the human race wanted to evolve any further.

You gotta love this article on that BCC site: http://members.internettrash.com/shockingtruth/intell.html
The moral of the story is "we're stupid and proud, and soon, we'll make everyone just as stupid as we are." I'm sure nobody here would contradict the first part of that statement.

ROFL!

Oh my word! That really was damn funny! That really does just sum up the idiocy of these people.

'Don't think for yourself - let God tell you what to do. We need more stupid people!!'

I think my Mum would some it up best - these people are "not quite right in the head"

Yuck! I've just had a wander around their site and feel like taking a really hot bath and scrubbing myself clean...

These people are really sick! I wonder if the National Secular Society knows about them?

I still have trouble believing that it's not a wind-up of some sort.

I've just spotted something. Does anyone else think that the name 'W. Hank-Knightley' is possibly a joke-name? Add the 'W' to the front of 'Hank' and you'll see what I mean.

Hopefully this whole site is just a big piss-take. That last article did seem a bit far-fetched (although as we have seen, you never can tell with Xtians )

I think i'm still hoping that people like this don't *actually* exist, although unfortunately i'm sure they do.

I get the impression that the BCC site is a big joke. They probably enjoy getting hate mail because of it. It's the American one that scares me. The email I wrote them wasn't nearly as inspired as the one I sent the owner of that Marilyn Manson site, so that's why I didn't post it... but if you insist:

"I feel sorry for you. You have no reward awaiting you by the invisible man in the sky, regardless of your delusional theology. You also have no rewards from the immediate gratification of masturbation. Your life is futile and empty, and the buildup of baby batter is so ruining your already poisoned logic that you think this nazi bullshit is a good idea, and you go about offending people who disagree with you. Not a way to convince the masses. But then, you knew this thing was a terrible idea from the start, and that nobody but the members of your sick cult would ever buy into it. Well, in the US, the Constitiution protects your right to free speech, no matter how arrogant and idiotic it might be. And we have to protect your right to abuse it, or else we take it away from those who won't. Promoting psychological abuse and physical torture is definitely an abuse.

Yeah, yeah... go ahead and post some lameassed comment about the "lake of fire" at the bottom of this email... that was funny the first 300 times I saw it."

The response I received quoted the bottom paragraph, and added an intellectual "Ha ha ha ha" at the bottom. Even lamer than a "lake of fire" comment.

That e-mail was pretty damn good, man! I think you've certainly covered everything.

I think it's a large sign of respect that 'Ha ha ha ha' was the best retort they could come up with.

I'm getting so fed up with junk x-tian e-mails (though I take most x-tian things as junk I'm referring to spam here). I just received one explaining exactly why and how G.O.D. loves all and quoting so many fantastic bits of the bible. Their argument is wonderful - shame they forgot about the contradictions and all - like they matter anyway .

I'm sorry for bringing everybody down with all this racist/body hatred and filth, so in apology for causing people to lose their lunch I offer this, it's the sinless calculator and can be found at

http://daviddsavior.tripod.com/March00/calculator.html

---- enjoy, --- Ado!

That's better!

I am almost positive that the BCC site is a joke. I think so because of the names. I didn't even think about the 'whank knightly' one though, I got it from Ignatius J. Reilly. Ignatius J. Reilly is the main character in a very good book called 'A Confederacy of Dunces' written by a guy who killed himself and his mother got it published. Ignatius (in the book) has very strange beliefs about the way life should be. It is an excellent book and I encourage everyone to read it. (I think his middle inital in the book is P. though, but it could be J.)

I'm also pretty sure that the AFP site is a joke. If it isn't, it is very frightening. I thought it was telling that most of the extreme measures were directed towards female masturbation. Banning *sexual aides* would only hurt women really. No guy that I ever met who had a blow up doll only used it for decoration, I'm sure Rosie Palms is much better anyway. And of course, female circumcision is horrednous. I think it's ludicrous to say that male circumcision prevents masturbation, because we all know it doesn't.

I also think it's a joke because of the way they responded to e-mails. A lot of those joke responses would not be thought of by anyone fundalmentalist enough to actually believe those things.

But, I could be wrong. I hope I'm not though.

OK, so I just went and had a look at the links on the AFP site, and the very last one is 'Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide' (hrmph!). So there is a good possibility that this IS a joke site as well, although a very convincing one.

I s'pose that's reassuring, anyway.

All right, everyone... I sloughed off long enough. Fate Amenable and Patriarch are now finally on the page, and the next forum is open.

Had to go away for a few days... sorry.
Just a couple of points, Mummy, as I belive this forum has become redundant:
Firstly, the arguments you gave me against the existence of god are fine against the christian god. I use them myself sometimes. I never said the this was the god whose existence I couldn't prove. I merely stated that it is impossible to disprove the existence of a supernatural, all-powerful creator of the universe. i.e. a god.
Secondly, religions do not involve belief in a set of laws given by a god. What about Bhuddism? This has no central god. Are you saying that this is not a religion?
Thirdly, for somebody allegedly against organised relgion etc, you have pretty strict rules governing who you think is an atheist. I do not believe in god. Therefore I am an atheist. I thought that this was pretty simple to grasp.