h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have landed from the planet Vegitaria and have noted that Racism here in the form of the ANTI & PRO PARSNIP LOBBY

I was to understand the, One of the criteria of joining h2g2 was that no racism was allowed. What do I find: some of my relations being discussed as if they have no feelings, especially the discussions on how to cook them. Barbaric.

I strongly recommend that this ceases. If Diplomatic means fail. You could find yourself at war with Vegitaria. This must be avoided at all cost as Earth could be turned into a smelly Compost Heap.

Yours Disgusted: Vegiman

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I completely abhor this message. Several of my friends are from the planet Smellycompostheapia, and I refuse to accept this discrimination against the people I know but don't love.

Yours slightly irritatedly,
YÄK!™

A smelly compost heap would be a large improvement. Have you actualy visited the Earth yet?

I was under the impression that earth already was a smelly compost heap. It certainly fulfills all the criteria, it stinks, its full of sh-t, and dead stuff. perhaps we have already been at war with Vegetaria and lost. Alternatively, this place could just be a big sh-t heap.

Here we are discussing compost heaps and you have now hit on the real
reason the Earth is here,apart from 42 of course,it is a compost heap.
In fact the dolphins may have put us here to mulch down waste products
for other planets.

I think it may have been the swedes (vegetables not the persons of swedish origin) who turned this planet into a compost heap. There was a momentous battle fought within our schools between the pupils and these vile, soggy, tasteless veggies which the puplis apparently won but then all those millions of carrot-pretenders had to be thrown somewhere so they all went on the compost heaps and have been growing there ever since!

All this is very well. (WHY=42) Nobody has appologised. This type of behaviour is immanent and war is imminent. I am sorry to you all but you havn't smelt anything yet. I would like to point out the occupants of Smellycompostheapia are firm ROOTED friends of mine and are proud of their BO which can wipe out the Earth including the blond swede population. Anti perspiration spray wil not Help. Since the discovery of 42, I must remind you Earth is as defunct as a 286.
vegiman

Great news: Diplomatic discussions have succeeded in avoiding war. Your views were taken into account, especially that Earth is already a big smelly compost heap. The mushrooms (a load of fun guys & girls) stated the only place they are at home is on a great big dung heap but feel there is not mushroom for more compost.

All the best vegiman

Thank you for not killing us. I will never eat vegetables again.

Unless I want to.

I understand. You are a vegetable luver and cannot resist their charms.

Now is the time to watch out for the flies all is explained on http://www.h2g2.com/A73919 and you may get the T SHIRT. vegeman

I quite like cabbage.

I do too. They are very close to me most days. By the way I think I prefer YÄK!&#8482; . vegiman :-}

Congratulations, you're the first person who's managed to put the symbols in my ex-name.

Do I get the T-SHIRT. Even though I cheated. I used copy & paste.:vegiman

Well, at least you used your initiative. And you can't have the
t-shirt. I saw you. You gave it to someone else, and you didn't even give me a free '42' t-shirt like you did with Flipwinky.

Well she was the very first T-Shirt contestant Srry. Mind you I have not heard anything from flipwinky in ages. Has something upset her, do you think ? vegiman

I like vegetables....some of my best friends are vegetables.
Im not averse to eating veg though or my friends.

Have fun with sticky backed plastic

Christina
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Beware Chrissie girl: If you eat your friends as well as mine, you could end up eating crow.
As I have just had a peek at your journal, I am surprised you could show your face round here. There again. Can I come round for tea. vegiman

Why are you surprised?
Is my little journal so bad *POUT*

C
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