A Conversation for Male Masturbation

Cup of tea dear?

Post 1

Flollop

Recently I overheard a barber describing the most embarrassing experience a friend had confessed.

Many years ago when large bucket shaped headphones were the rage and "Je taime" (or summit near that) was on the air, this friend lay on the bed jerking away. Having neared completion he reached for a tissue only to find a cup of tea and a place of biscuits brought in by his mother on the table next to the bed.


Cup of tea dear?

Post 2

ringo (it's not all right)

I'm dreaming of a mother like this!


Cup of tea dear?

Post 3

Petrolhead

"The Duke's a long time coming" said the Duchess as she stirred her tea with her other hand.


Cup of tea dear?

Post 4

MrEntropy

That's a very popular urban legend. For more stories on the subject I highly recommend the site http://www.snopes.com

It's also a great repository of other urban legends.


Cup of tea dear?

Post 5

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

A chicken and an egg lying in bed together. The chicken lights up a fag and says to the egg "Well we've sorted that old question out".


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