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New game anyone?

Post 10541

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He he he...

When thrown from his Horses Cirple

smiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrin


A lovely young lass from KilKenny


New game anyone?

Post 10542

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He he he...

When thrown from his Horses Cirple

smiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrin


A lovely young lass from KilKenny


New game anyone?

Post 10543

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He he he...

When thrown from his Horses Curple

smiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - evilgrin


A lovely young lass from KilKenny


New game anyone?

Post 10544

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

curple is the correct spelling and it means both a horses hindquarters (or Bum), and a part of the tack that goes under a horses tail! Its AMAZING what you learn on QI

That first line was: A lovely young lass from KilKenny


New game anyone?

Post 10545

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

turned a trick for ten pounds and a penny


New game anyone?

Post 10546

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

"Who gave you 1 p?"
Asked her friend, Kayleigh
"They all did, rather too many!"

Next verse
Her botty was feeling quite sore


New game anyone?

Post 10547

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

Awww HNM, I was going to put -

when asked "why the coin"
she said "it's my groin"
"I'll do what I like and as many"

but I promised that I will control myself, I will, I WILL

Her botty was feeling quite sore
but still she went looking for more


New game anyone?

Post 10548

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

she was quite a trollop


New game anyone?

Post 10549

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

into S.M. and wallopsmiley - erm


New game anyone?

Post 10550

dasilva


But only behind a closed door.


++++++++++++++++++++


One night in Sweet Home Alabama


New game anyone?

Post 10551

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

A redneck, his hound and his mamma


New game anyone?

Post 10552

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

hatched a dastardly plot


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Post 10553

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

Meant to wipe out he lot.


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Post 10554

You can call me TC

But then the bitch copped it, damn 'er



smiley - popcorn


They say that it makes you go blind


New game anyone?

Post 10555

SimplesOfTheMoon

To touch your own front and behind

smiley - fullmoon


New game anyone?

Post 10556

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(the Guide pace was x-rated
so it got post-moderated)


New game anyone?

Post 10557

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

And comments, re: the mods, were unkind!


smiley - skull


We almost got away with a good one.


smiley - bleep


New game anyone?

Post 10558

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Next time, maybe, what fun!!


New game anyone?

Post 10559

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

The rude ones are better

after much circumvagination with the site, I'm finally back - what a smiley - bleep fiasco!


New game anyone?

Post 10560

mcOggie_trying_hard

At least you got here HNM, it wont let me in under my old handle and password, now it wont let me in under my new handle and p/w but it will admit me me under my new name and OLD password, how's THAT for a C**K UP!!!! (the member formerly known as Oggie)smiley - wah


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