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New game anyone?
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 29, 2003
I know that'll give you brain strain
To think she's like Marvin
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Sep 29, 2003
Will have you all laughing
When she uses it, she gets a pain 
There once was a man from Bangkok
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 29, 2003
Whose head was made out of Rock.
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You can call me TC Posted Sep 30, 2003
His feet smelt of cheese
(Love the Posh Spice one - must have a bash at it myself:
Posh Spice had a Planet-sized brain
She left it out in the rain
It got wet and shrunk
So she hid it in a trunk
And never used it again.
- Hope I haven't broken any rules like
- don't finish a limerick someone's already done
- don't write a whole Limerick in one posting
- don't offend Mrs B
- don't write such awful poems
OK - back to Thailand with you lot
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 30, 2003
right up to the knees
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 30, 2003
And slowly melted his sock
(Or: and so did the end of his Ham Sandwich ...)
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Ther was a young lady from Amsterdam
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Sep 30, 2003
all covered in raspberry jam
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 30, 2003
"My Clothes are a Mess"
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Sep 30, 2003
But then, I confess
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 30, 2003
I ate her with marmite and Ham...
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A Bonnie young Lass from Skye
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Sep 30, 2003
rolled cannabis spliffs on her thigh
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Sep 30, 2003
rolled cannabis spliffs on her thigh
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 30, 2003
Like the Babes from Cuba
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Universal Granny Posted Oct 1, 2003
good grief! Argon0 no wonder no one's been back to this one for some time 
Who get their crack from scuba 
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SimplesOfTheMoon Posted Oct 4, 2003
around her, any man can get high!
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A beauty who lives in Hannover
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Oct 4, 2003
Cried "My Dog's been ran over!"
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Oct 4, 2003
And no longer will he be called "Rover!"
BFM has returned with a vengeance!
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BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Oct 4, 2003
Thanks for the boost, HarpoNM and FEISOR! Needed that.
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- 10501: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 29, 2003)
- 10502: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Sep 29, 2003)
- 10503: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 29, 2003)
- 10504: You can call me TC (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10505: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10506: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10507: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10508: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10509: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10510: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10511: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10512: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10513: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 30, 2003)
- 10514: Universal Granny (Oct 1, 2003)
- 10515: SimplesOfTheMoon (Oct 4, 2003)
- 10516: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Oct 4, 2003)
- 10517: Universal Granny (Oct 4, 2003)
- 10518: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Oct 4, 2003)
- 10519: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Oct 4, 2003)
- 10520: nudgenudge (Oct 5, 2003)
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