h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right - now we can all swim down and enter the Yello Submarine below. Lead the way Lil! Who's with us?

Crackin' I've just had my Tea Tray coated with anti-Hoover Monster wax, so I definately up for this. I don't have to grow a huge, unkempt moustache do I?

No, of course not - unless you think it would help.

*Deep breath*

~swim, swim, swim~

I certainly don't intend to grow a moustache.
OK everybody got their VPB (Virtual Plastic Bubble) over their heads? We're going deep so don't depend on a single lungful. And anyway, you'll want to keep talking.

This way! *dives*

*Glop* On goes the plastic bubble
*Sploosh* Down he dives
*Thinks* At which point do we go all animated?

I'm always animated - no-one ever sees me when I'm not full of life, anyway.

As long as I'm not one of those awful animations where nothing moves but the mouth.

Look ahead and you can see lights, and beyond that is a kelp forest.

*grows a beard and keeps watch on the surface for shoals of limpet salesmen*

I hope by that reference to animations where nothing moves but the mouth you are not insulting the work of Terry Gilliam?

*Agrees with Asteroid Lil if she's referring to Pokemon*

It occured today that I *still* haven't seen any of the Beatles' movies. @:_(

My goodness that's a strange beast! Sorry, that should have been a

Terry Gilliam moves your imagination.

Isn't tis kelp fantastic, the way it moves? When's the last time yoy chlorinated this pool anyway, Bluebottle? Not that you'd want to now.

We go down a while longer, the fish get stranger, and then we'll see the reef.

*suddenly appears from the depths of the Submarine with VPB on head and a bouquet of red roses over his shoulder*

What's the matter, Blue Meanies or something?

for the love of god where is the beach?

*points up*

*notices that everyone is a lot further off than they'd looked through the sub's periscope -- waves to far off swimmers*

*Looks at Kelp, Looks at interesting fish, wishes he had brought a book on sushi with him, decides better of it and swims into the submarine, hoping that the clothes are more UFO than Yellow Submarine*

I slightly forgot to bring the chlorine - it's still on Earth... Still, it makes it far more interesting - at least the fish aren't poisoned. Kelp is the Oak Tree of the Oceans.
So, where abouts is the Yellow Submarine?

*points down and somewhat ahead. Embedded in the reef, amongst the shaggy textures of coral, is a segment of smooth yellow substance with one porthole and the superstructure visible*

There.
*swims*