h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very relaxing... Let your problems float away, but the pool stays still.

Hey, you're an ACE! Don't understand what the rest of the gubbins after your name means, mind

Just the members of the A Team.

I ~was~ going to put something about leaving Murdock out, but I notice it's sneakily changed in the last few minutes.


'In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. The men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. If you've got a problem, and no-one else can handle it. And if you can find them, why don't you hire...... The A-Team bangbangbangbangbangbangbang! - Da da-da daaaa! Da da da daaa! Da-da da da da-daaaa! Da da da-da daaaa! Bom Bom! Da da-da daaaaa! da da da da daaa. Da da da daa. Ba ba baaa. Da da da da da da da-da daaaa. Da da da da da da da da-da daaaaaaaa.


Crazy Fool.....

Just an in-joke between me and a friend who was convinced that The A-Team was Hannibal, Lector, BA and Face - until I pointed out that Hannibal Lector was in "Silence of the Lambs"... As for that getting to Victor - long story...

I've got a mate (In fact, it's Isembard-Fortesque-St.John-Smythe, a fellow researcher) who saw this huge black guy in a pub wearing about twice his bodyweight in gold jewelery. In his inebriated state, he went up and said 'Ain't gettin' on no plane', to him. To which the guy (with due respect) replied 'Crazy Fool!'. It was only after he'd sat down that he realised just how much of a beating he could have received if the guy hadn't seen the joke.

Very true... Is your friend going to swim to Jupiter too??

A spaceship appears and a voice is heard to say:

So, you're swimming to Jupiter, huh? I'm just coming from there... Nothing much too see, actually... I prefer Coruscant, myself - though it's a bit far from here...

We could always swim there next...

*Swim, swim, swim*

Aren't we nearly there yet?

Yes, that always speeds up long car journeys.

Are we nearly there yet?

*swim swim swim*

*swim swim swim*

*wonders if they were nearly there yet, but doesn't dare ask...*

Well I haven't waved at Lil yet, so we can't have gotten to the asteroid belt yet, but someone did seem to be in need of a Haemeroid belt somewhere. Or maybe that was something I came up with last weekend, but never actually said.

*E really isn't sure if she wants to ask about that...*

*DD agrees that is probably a good move and instead does a double back with 1 1/2 twist from the high board*

excellent form my friend
*swim swim swim swim*
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are we there yet?

*swim, swim, swim*

*Head above water*

Nope.

*swim, swim, swim*

How fast can Joanna fly this ship anyway...?

Very good question.

Is that Mars I see over there?
I like chocolate.
How many chocolate bars are Universe related?
Mars, Galaxy, Milky Way - any others?

*Don't swim on a full stomach*