h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<!--- Hands over L2, puts GreyRose's donut in refridgeration for later ---!>
Thanks for coming by, both of you.
Eat and enjoy, Andromeda, and thanks for giving up your antidonut predjudice!

*Comes in, beaming triumphantly*

Okay, people, I've solved the problem of my machine eroding away at the mountain. All it took was some tinekring with basic perpetualy motion equations . . .

Anyway, I'm all done with that today. Could I have . . . A surprise donut today, Joanna?

This evening's second surprise donut is Timeless, classic chocolate donut with caramel drizzeled all over, and fudge pieces and chocolate chips.

Oooh, it's open!!!

I'd like to try that Timeless doughnut

Wow! Thanks, Joanna!

*Eagerly begins eating the donut/doughnut*

BTW, is there anyone on h2g2 (other than me, Garius, Ampton, or a regular of this stall) that you find annoying? Or that you would want to annoy?

Hi there tyran, sorry I keep missing you, but its always self service when E and I aren't here, as long as you don't try to cook anything.
<!--- hands over timeless ---!>

Hallelujah! Archbishop Marv of the Church of the True Brownie has ruled that the eating of donuts is not a sin!
So can I have one of your surprise donuts, please?

Hey, that's good news!

*Scribbles Marv off list of "people possibly posing threats."*

Tonight's third surprise donut is the Dreamtime... toffee donut with melted marshmallow pieces...

hmmmm.... marshmallows

can I have a Dreamtime doughnut too? We don't get melted marshmallow over here a lot

soo... any thoughts on that doughnut vending machine for when you're not around?

<!--- hands over another dream time ---!>
Don't you see the fridge over there.... thats where the self-service donuts are kept. You can heat them up in the heating machine, too...

ahhhh.... ok,
sorry Joanna, I hadn't seen it under all the magnets... plus the lights are always off whenever I come here..

by the way, didn't you ask me not to use the oven? How do i heat up the doughnuts then?

mmmmmm.... Dreamtime GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

The main cooker is out back, which is forbidden, but there's a microwave here that you can use

ah, yes, there it is

is there hot chocolate in the fridge too, for just in case?

*gets donut out of fridge*

*takes a bite*

*leaves a note for Joanna thanking her for getting my special order just right*

*cleans up rainbow sprinkles that always get everywhere*

<!--- Reads note and grins, puts Jam donut on the counter for BS, leaves a note for tyran telling him to use the hot drinks machine ---!>

*BS wanders by thankful that Joanna has remembered his breakfast doughnut, he had wandered by the previous evening but the one post he had time to make after catching up on all the gossip didn't work *

*Notices GreyRose*

Hi GreyRose, we don't usually get many folks round here at this time of day

Hey BS,

I'm usually around this time of day, but I haven't had any donuts, since I'm a picky eater and had to make a special order.

Joanna should add a donut with rainbow sprinkles to the menu, because I had a mouse in my house nibbling on mine. Not that I really mind. I like mice.

Joanna is happy to accommodate all tastes She's even doing savory doughnuts. Ask and it shall be given If you can think of a name for your Rainbow sprinkle doughnut I'm sure Joanna will consider adding it to the menu.

Well, I've just reread the menu, and I'm going to have to have one of those Gorgeous Galaxy donuts before I go. Anything with glitter on it is right up my alley.

I have to go now, because it's almost 4 in the morning, and I have school tomarrow.

Nice talking to you BS.

*helps herself to GG donut and dances out the door leaving behind a glitter cloud*