h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Guess its just two Blues Here, have a honey doughnut. I'll stick to jam myself.

Why not, my blue friend. So, how are you on this lonely night?

A glass of Laphroaig, Eric Clapton and doughnuts on H2G2, things could be worse sadly I have to go soon but I'm sure Joanna or Eomando or DE or DD will be along soon.

*GreyRose rushes over*

Hey, BS, I just wanted to thank you for cleaning up my mess earlier. I got a little carried away, you know what glitter can do to a girl.

*Gradually fade in*

Hello, all. Could I have a . . . is it already self-service? Already? Huh. Oh well . . .

*Takes EBA, S3, S5, S16, Chocolate Supreme, and jam donut. Wonders if Joanna would get angry if he vanished to the future to get an S30. Wisely decides against it, and puts all donuts into microwave. Picks up Ampton from inside the jukebox*

I think that Ampton's addicted to this new jukebox. Okay, I have to say that these donuts are definitely better fresh. Come Ampton, back to work.

*Walks out after leaving a note*

Joanaa/Eomando, took an EBA, S3, S5, S16, Chocolate Supreme, and jam donut (strawberry). I *DID NOT* go to the future to get an S30. Don't worry about it. Thanks. Oh, and try not to get too close to the tarp while walking in and out of the stall. You know, there's the chance that something could go wrong, and you'd be covered in snow if you were within thirty feet of it. Luckily, the stall is forty feet away. Anyway, I'll stop writing now, and just get to work again.

Fortunately I *do not* know what glitter can do to a girl... I think I'll leav eyou two alone...

Don't worry, it only makes one happy and forgetful that it gets everywhere.

I have to be on my way too, I have class in about an hour. BS, your next donut is on me (not literally, though it might as well be since they are free, but it's the principle of the thing).

And it's Central time zone in America, if it had been East Coast, it would have been 5am. (this isn't really improtant since I was up till then anyway )

*leaves note for Joanna asking for aniother special donut (vanilla frosting, rainbow sprinkles) since it is rare that anyone gets my orders right, especailly on the first go, and walks out headed for algebra class *

Hello?

*ECHO*

Am I the only one here? Quick, Ampton, we can work faster! No one can watch us! With this machine, you, Garius and I will become the three annoying people on the planet!

*Wanders off cackling maniacally while Ampton, who really doesn't want to be the most annoying robot on the planet, follows, shaking its head*

Don't I count? I'm here.

AAACK!!!

Uh, I mean . . . oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you.

*Motions to Ampton to put the liquid oxygen back under the tarp*

Sorry.

Evening world

It's okay... I'll forgive you this once...

*Eats an IWA and sings to herself 'cause she can't be bothered to turn on the Jukebox*

*Turns on juke box for Joanna to exactly the song she was singing about*

Can I have an EBA please? And a surprise doughnut? I'm 75% finished with . . . whatever it is that Garius, Ampton and I are building.

*Watches Ampton break dance to the song*

*hands over EBA...*
For your eating pleasure, tonight's surprise donut is the Orange Oval.. a specially shaped oval donut with dark chocolate icing flavoured with orange essence, and white chocolate flakes.

Can I get another doughnut, Joanna?
I'd really like to have an IWA, if that's okay.

Of course you can
*hands over IWA*
How are you? How's the rock?

Thank you, Joanna, it tastes gorgeous.
I'm getting a little bored with the scenery, but I'm okay, still waiting for the monster.
I should be getting some rest, I like to stay awake during the daylight to see if I can see a fishing boat, but I've not had much luck so far.
Goodnight!

Goodnight, Andromeda... sweet dreams
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I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a Glazed donut, a Boston Creme and one Jelly Donut.

Thank you.