h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello everyone

*Takes a chocolate EBA*

Can't stop, busybusybusy.

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I have just queued for *half* *an* *hour* for the priviledge of posting this.... stressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*quickly serves Joanna a L2 and steaming cup of hot chocolate to calm her nerves*

Thankyou
Thats much better.
I am all calm now

Glad to hear it, my afternoon tea break is almost over, I didn't want to leave you all stressed out.

The world being a better place now I've had a donut or several....

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Please don't make the place a mess...

*Dashes round with a duster and broom, sweeping the floor and polishing the counter. Cleans coffee machine and hopes it stays tidy so Joanna isn't too stressed on her return*

You should have seen the name changes, I'm glad to see she is herself again.

*DD starts to fill the sink pours in the Fairy liquid and washes all the cups, plates and pans*

Name changes?

She called herself "Joanna, who thinks the world would be a better place if everyone bought a doughnut from my stall", or words to that effect.

Just copying you then

Exactly - but there's room on the guide for all of us, and immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I think I'll stick to simple Dancing Ermine. I don't really like advertisements much

Okay - well, I hope I haven't offended or made you dislike me.

I don't mind others so much, it's just that I don't think I could handle looking at my own name if it was that long

It's very easy to hit when you've got a long name - a nice long link's created.
But I think I'll shrink it again now.

Can I have a doughnut?

That's one way of shrinking it

I don't know what you mean....