h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

man! i can never get a break!!!!

*takes a leftover surprise special on the window-sill, dusts it, and eats it sulkily (fully aware of the potential hazards that this may cause, but fully confident in the fact that Joanna keeps her stall squeaky clean)*

*tries to turn on jukebox but finds it unplugged....*

*writes another request to have an after dark doughnut-and-coco vending machine installed.... funding not a problem..... and slips it under the door*

*slips another copy into the mailbox and tacks a third on the door*

<!--- leaves BSs Jam Donut on counter ---!>

<!--- SELF SERVICE SIGN ---!>
see you later

Does anyone want a donut? At all? Ever?
I feel lonely here by myself

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a jam donut? (And I hope I don't get excommunicated from The Church Of The True Brownie for this).

<!--- Hands over jam donut with a grin ---!>
Donuts and brownies are not mutually exclusive, the world needs both.
Eat and Enjoy!

Thank you! I shall confess my sin to Archbishop Marv of the COTB when I next see him. Hopefully I can be forgiven!

My donuts don't pretend to be Brownies, they are not *fake* Brownies, so I hope you're okay.
Hopefully it isn't a sin...
<!--- SELF SERVICE SIGN ---!>
I hate loathe and deplore lectures... see you later!

Forget the world - my stomach needs both!

Hi Ormy I won't tell the Bis you're here if you don't tell him I never left. BTW is the "Dragon" doughnut on the menu yet, meantime I fell like a Fruit of the Forest Jam Doughnut, please.

Hi DD, we appear to be a little short on staff at the moment so help yourself So, you fell like a Fruit of the Forest eh?

DD plummets into doughnut stall like coconut from palm tree.

Whoops double typed the wrong key methinks.

*Helps self to Fruit of the Forest Jam Doughnut*

A common problem on the net, I've noticed, I sometimes do the same . BTW I took the liberty of reading your poems earlier, interesting , although I note that the first two suffer from a similar finger trouble

*DD quickly exits to head over to geocities*

Be back soon

*Removes not and quickly hides dictionary*

Ah, noone around here then.

Lines 8 and 10 of the first piece still need some work DD, but I enjoyed reading them again ....Pedantic? Moi? I just missed my calling as a proof reader, and I don't suppose it pays that well either.

*Out of breathe*

Hop tha meets yo appr val. BS

Your right it doesn't pay well, have a doughnut though.

Aaarrgghhh, I don't believe it, I don't know how to tell you this DD, freind = friend (Denver 99), innocnets = innocents and inthe =in the (Hakeldama). I'm going to stop looking now, before I drive us both mad and ruin a fine friendship