h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is *the* place on h2g2 to get your s - with over 2 years of donut making expertise! So get yours today:

There's a menu: A254378
You can go get coffee from our associates: A202924
We'll make you any donut, any you can think of, so just ask
If you're stuck for ideas, we'll surprise you!

So all you need to do is, Eat and Enjoy!

J'au-æmne

[Mackenzie] Yay. [eats whatever she had last]

Oh Joanna! How could you? I'll have to change the links!
Honey please!

<BB<

*speechlessly hands over donut, muttering things about not in over a year*

*Wonders how Joanna can speachlessly mutter...*

<BB<

*very successfully*

*gives a dark look*

[Mackenzie] Verrrry carefully.

[Oh, and by the way, she's wearing her shimmering neon green bikini.]

*s in.* Could I have a please

Indeed you may *hands over supreme* Would you like extra sauce with that? There's some on the counter here...

Thankyou. *puts some extra sauce on the donut.*

Don't worry - Joanna knows I would never upset her.
*To prove this, BB does not mention the unmentionable*

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*grudgingly approves of BB for not mentioning the unmentionable and hands over a honey doughnut out of niceness*

Thankyou Joanna.
Ah, it's just like old days again. Do you think it's time I created a new Beach Thread? I've not had a decent beach conversation for so long! Fancy going to the beach this summer, Joanna?

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[Yar arrives]

[Yar] Hi, Kenzy.

[Mackenzie] Hey, Yar.

[Yar] Um, I'd like to try out this recipie ... The ingredients are some energy from a half-completed Kamehameha, a Jedi Mind Trick, and a Yemmix Phlimone spell. Watch.

[He goes SSJ, which means he starts glowing and his hair turns golden instead of black. He grabs the air to the left of his left hip with both hands, and energy comes out of his fists] KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAA -- Okay, that's enough.

[He lets go, revealing a confused-looking ball of energy. He waves his hand in front of it]

[Yar] This donut WILL be tasty.

[The bal of energy starts spinning around at the speed of light until it becomes -shaped.]

[Yar] Okay ... [pulls a parchment out of his pocket, looks at it, and puts it back]

[[Yemmix Phlimone]]

[There is a flash of purple light and it transforms into with neon-green and neon-purple striped frosting. He proffers it to Joanna]

[Yar] Wanna try it?

A new beach thread would be cool, BB

Er, thanks, Yar...

*takes somewhat gingerly, and takes a bite*

[Yar] How do you like it?

I liked it. a lot.

[Yar] Great. Let me see if I can figure out a way to make boxes of it ...

Boxes?!?!?

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[Yar] Yeah. Boxes of Chaos s. Let's see ... I think if I were to use some All materia ... [starts muttering under his breath and staring into space]