h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"They took us to Washington, we chiefs of the five Civilized Tribes. We dressed up just like Abraham Lincoln. They gave us medals that said 'Endeavor to Persevere'. They put our picture in the papers and it said underneath,'Civilized Chiefs Endeavor to Persevere'. We did not understand this. We went home and thought about it, then we declared war."
Outlaw Josie Wales

Ahhh, Real Genius, a hidden favorite

Girl at door to 'hero' - Val Kilmer:
"Can you drive a six-inch nail through a board with your penis?"
Kilmer: "No."
Girl: "Well, a girl's got to have standards!" (Closes door)

"Watch it, buddy, I'm a black belt in karate"
"Sure you are, dear."
Sean Connery to big guy in 'Rising Sun'

nice quotes lads. But i can't think for the life of me how everyone's forgottten one of the most classic ones of all time!
Elwood - 'It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake - 'Hit it.'

How could we forget:
"We'll never survive!!"
"Nonsense. You're just saying that because no one ever has."

Princess Bride?

Yes indeed. Maybe I should be on the guess the line board.

"You b*****d!"
"In my case, it was an accident of birth,
but you, you're a self-made man..."

The Professionals

i noticed no one's written anything here for quite a while and i really think that's a shame!

however, i noticed everyone was giving quotes with the quote-er(s). anyone interested in guessing the WHO of the qoutes?

let's start easy...(for the star wars fans)

"who's scruffy lookin'?"

heehee, anyone who reads my previous post will have to excuse my "newness" to this whole place. i guess people have been doing some guessing.

"Gel is essential when things get complicated"

"There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!"

These are from two different movies, by the way.

"The path of the rightous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny
of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of
charity and justice shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness for he is truely his
brothers keeper and the finder of lost children
and I will strike down upon thee with great
vengence and furious anger those who attempt to
poison and destroy my brother and you will now my
name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee."

- Pulp Fiction

They Live

rowdy roddy piper

the kilt wearing wrestler from the then WWF

hell of a quote

Taff
Agent of kaos

How about Dobby the house elf in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets:

"You will not harm Harry Potter!" (right before he sends Lucious Malfoy sailing through the air. lol.

Not seen any of the Potter films, nor read the books, never got the urge even though they come recomended by friends